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We used to have a scale as follows:
1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.
We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!
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