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adultchica · 10-20-2005, 10:04 PM

My mother in law just called, said her husband (they have only been married 6 years i think) was throwing dishes at her and gashed her face. Now my huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband is on his way over there. I couldn't stop him from leaving, I know something bad is going to happen. Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

OMG.

Spunky · 10-20-2005, 10:05 PM

Can I come over to comfort you?

BlingDaddy · 10-20-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Can I come over to comfort you?

Can we double team? Strategic Sig Placement.

uno · 10-20-2005, 10:08 PM

Do you really live in the south?

Sosa · 10-20-2005, 10:08 PM

some real life drama?

brizzad · 10-20-2005, 10:09 PM

post your boobs

iBanker · 10-20-2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

My mother in law just called, said her husband (they have only been married 6 years i think) was throwing dishes at her and gashed her face. Now my huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband is on his way over there. I couldn't stop him from leaving, I know something bad is going to happen. Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

OMG.

fucking rednecks.

adultchica · 10-20-2005, 10:09 PM

Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens.

MrIzzz · 10-20-2005, 10:10 PM

i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

damn i need to diet

Spunky · 10-20-2005, 10:12 PM

Pack up the kids and head for the sheltor..he may come home with beats on his mind

Damian_Maxcash · 10-20-2005, 10:13 PM

Welcome to my world....

uvort · 10-20-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

damn i need to diet

Wow.. well fuck. I'm 6' 5" 270... I must be a fucking ogre..

KingK7 · 10-20-2005, 10:56 PM

Do you guys live in the same trailerpark, or...?

iBanker · 10-20-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

Do you guys live in the same trailerpark, or...?

lol

OG LennyT · 10-20-2005, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband

OMG.

feed the poor guy

KingK7 · 10-20-2005, 11:00 PM

This episode of "Cops" is due in December 2005.

OG LennyT · 10-20-2005, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7

This episode of "Cops" is due in December 2005.

suck your ass?

uno · 10-20-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens.

I hope everything goes well. Believe me I don't mean malice, but I saw your location and saw the story and it just sort of makes sense.

uno · 10-20-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

damn i need to diet

Damn, you are that tall? I always thought you looked big cause you were standing next to Juicy, who is around 4'8

iwantchixx · 10-20-2005, 11:37 PM

"huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband"

HAHA

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's not huge

adultchica · 10-20-2005, 11:45 PM

LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a lbig guy guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me.

On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before he got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet.

I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried.

He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here.

Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes.

iBanker · 10-20-2005, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a large guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. He's a big guy, I guess. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me.

On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before we got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet.

I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried.

He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here.

Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes.

Just take it with a grain of salt, nobody meant to be mean, just making light of the situation

Cheers.

sniperwolf · 10-20-2005, 11:48 PM

oh it's worth a read... hope everything goes well with your mother in law

Morgan · 10-21-2005, 12:51 AM

6'5", 200 LBS = huge?????

LOL.

That guy could hang-glide from a dorito!!!!!

shit, he could hoola hoop through a freakin' cheerio!!

lololol

Doctor Dre · 10-21-2005, 12:59 AM

6"5 and 200 is huge ? he must look like a toothpick

96ukssob · 10-21-2005, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too

damn i need to diet

6"3" 270 lbs... im a chunker!

nah, but I was taking some lifting "supplements" so under my layers of protective fat, there is muscle

Morgan · 10-21-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

OMG.

shit, at 6'5", 200 lbs, he will just squeeze through the bars in his cell and escape untraced.

Bosco · 10-21-2005, 01:08 AM

this has gotten a little too stupid for me.....i wont comment....

LiveDose · 10-21-2005, 01:09 AM

Glad everything worked out. However now that the Mom is safe and out of the house he should go back there and fuck him up.

Guys who hit women=pussies.

Bosco · 10-21-2005, 01:10 AM

i'm 5'11 and 250 pounds and can eat 135 chicken wings....gosh....i need a diet?....anyone?....i heard something about a coke diet?....definatly interested if anyone knows it...they told me it would only cost about 5 k a week :P :P :P :P

KingK7 · 10-21-2005, 01:12 AM

Good that everything is ok now

Markit · 10-21-2005, 04:28 AM

oh shit i called an ambulance for nothing...

OG LennyT · 10-21-2005, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Glad everything worked out. However now that the Mom is safe and out of the house he should go back there and fuck him up.

Guys who hit women=pussies.

exactly

Red Ezra · 10-21-2005, 05:01 AM

coul dhave been bad - glad to hear everything is calm like a bomb

sickbeatz · 10-21-2005, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

6'5", 200 LBS = huge?????

LOL.

That guy could hang-glide from a dorito!!!!!

shit, he could hoola hoop through a freakin' cheerio!!

lololol

LOL that actually made me "laugh out loud"

Ace-wtf · 10-21-2005, 05:48 AM

drama under control

Screaming · 10-21-2005, 05:50 AM

so howed it end?

hova · 10-21-2005, 05:52 AM

drama is over, bye bye

KRL · 10-21-2005, 06:21 AM

Ask any cop what situation they hate dealing with the most and its the domestic violence calls. Those situations always get nasty nasty and brings out the very worst in people.

Quagmire · 10-21-2005, 07:46 AM

Can we get an update when the COPS episode will air? Was a taser involved at any point? If so, call Howard Stern. They love the taser clips.

adultchica · 10-21-2005, 10:51 AM

LMAO..he's 6'5" 220 just to clarify in case no one read my update thread!!!! He's a muscular guy. And you guys are NOT FAT! Geez! I put that he was 200 just to say he's around 200 lbs. Geez.

Phoenix · 10-21-2005, 11:32 AM

i fear for the person who slashes my mothers face

and i fear the jailtime it will bring me when i take a bat to theirs

but i guess i am just that stupid

Marcus Aurelius · 10-21-2005, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

Damn, you are that tall? I always thought you looked big cause you were standing next to Juicy, who is around 4'8

That was LOW..no pun intended. (maybe a little)...Damn its neverending.

u-Bob · 10-21-2005, 12:51 PM

this thread is useless without pics.

uno · 10-21-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq

That was LOW..no pun intended. (maybe a little)...Damn its neverending.

Ok, a bit of hyperbole, but he's 5'6 or 5'7

wdsguy · 10-21-2005, 01:02 PM

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adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens. __________________

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adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a lbig guy guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me. On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before he got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet. I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried. He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here. Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes. __________________ Last edited by adultchica; 10-20-2005 at 11:47 PM..

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