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adultchica 10-20-2005 10:04 PM

Omfg
 
My mother in law just called, said her husband (they have only been married 6 years i think) was throwing dishes at her and gashed her face. Now my huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband is on his way over there. I couldn't stop him from leaving, I know something bad is going to happen. Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

OMG.

Spunky 10-20-2005 10:05 PM

Can I come over to comfort you?

BlingDaddy 10-20-2005 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
Can I come over to comfort you?

Can we double team? Strategic Sig Placement.

uno 10-20-2005 10:08 PM

Do you really live in the south?

Sosa 10-20-2005 10:08 PM

some real life drama?

brizzad 10-20-2005 10:09 PM

post your boobs :thumbsup

iBanker 10-20-2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
My mother in law just called, said her husband (they have only been married 6 years i think) was throwing dishes at her and gashed her face. Now my huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband is on his way over there. I couldn't stop him from leaving, I know something bad is going to happen. Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

OMG.

fucking rednecks.

adultchica 10-20-2005 10:09 PM

Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens.

MrIzzz 10-20-2005 10:10 PM

i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too :helpme

damn i need to diet

Spunky 10-20-2005 10:12 PM

Pack up the kids and head for the sheltor..he may come home with beats on his mind

Damian_Maxcash 10-20-2005 10:13 PM

Welcome to my world....

uvort 10-20-2005 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too :helpme

damn i need to diet

Wow.. well fuck. I'm 6' 5" 270... I must be a fucking ogre.. :disgust

KingK7 10-20-2005 10:56 PM

Do you guys live in the same trailerpark, or...?

iBanker 10-20-2005 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7
Do you guys live in the same trailerpark, or...?

lol :) :)

OG LennyT 10-20-2005 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband

OMG.

feed the poor guy :helpme

KingK7 10-20-2005 11:00 PM

This episode of "Cops" is due in December 2005.

OG LennyT 10-20-2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
This episode of "Cops" is due in December 2005.

suck your ass? :upsidedow

uno 10-20-2005 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica
Not funny uno. I know it sounds very Southern-typical. But my mother in law and her husband are usually very quiet, polite people. I don't know what happened. It was out of the blue. I'm just going to sit here by the phone and hope the police don't call me! Not much I could do to stop him from going. He's the sort of guy that will defend his mother's honor till the death. I'll check back in shortly with what happens.

I hope everything goes well. Believe me I don't mean malice, but I saw your location and saw the story and it just sort of makes sense.

uno 10-20-2005 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too :helpme

damn i need to diet

Damn, you are that tall? I always thought you looked big cause you were standing next to Juicy, who is around 4'8

iwantchixx 10-20-2005 11:37 PM

"huge 6'5" 200 lbs husband"


HAHA


HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's not huge :)

adultchica 10-20-2005 11:45 PM

LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a lbig guy guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me.

On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before he got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet.

I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried.

He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here.

Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes.

iBanker 10-20-2005 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica
LOL ok so he's about 6'5" 220 lbs...I just put 200 ya know to say he was around 200 lbs. ANd no you guys are not huge ...sorry for the implication. He is just a large guy. He has pretty big arms and a broad shouldered frame, but no he's not a huge guy. He's a big guy, I guess. Come on I'm a shorty and skinny, he's big to me.

On to the rest of the story. He is home now and cooling off. Apparently he didn't beat the shit out of father-in-law like I thought he would. Everything is okay and he's not in jail lol. He just made sure nothing else would happen. Father in law ended up hitting mother in law a few more times though before we got there. Mother in law is safe and not in the house with him anymore, she's with her daughter. Big shock to us. He seemed like a nice guy.........always quiet.

I think I learned a lesson though. First of all, I won't always assume because someone is quiet and polite in front of me that they are the same behind closed doors. And second, never post family probs on GFY. I learned my lesson LOL. I was just a little scared because I've seen my husband really pissed like fight-mode and tonight was one of those nights. I was here alone and worried.

He kept his cool though. Everything is okay. Oh, and no we don't live in the same trailer park LOL. I live in a house, they lived in a house. No trailers here.

Geez, being from the South really sucks a mean one sometimes.

Just take it with a grain of salt, nobody meant to be mean, just making light of the situation :)

Cheers.

sniperwolf 10-20-2005 11:48 PM

oh it's worth a read... hope everything goes well with your mother in law

Morgan 10-21-2005 12:51 AM

6'5", 200 LBS = huge?????

LOL.

That guy could hang-glide from a dorito!!!!!

shit, he could hoola hoop through a freakin' cheerio!!

lololol

Doctor Dre 10-21-2005 12:59 AM

6"5 and 200 is huge ? he must look like a toothpick

96ukssob 10-21-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i'm 6-3 215 lbs, that means i'm huge too :helpme

damn i need to diet

6"3" 270 lbs... im a chunker!

nah, but I was taking some lifting "supplements" so under my layers of protective fat, there is muscle :1orglaugh

Morgan 10-21-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
Sounds like I might be having to bail him out of jail!

OMG.


shit, at 6'5", 200 lbs, he will just squeeze through the bars in his cell and escape untraced.

Bosco 10-21-2005 01:08 AM

this has gotten a little too stupid for me.....i wont comment....

LiveDose 10-21-2005 01:09 AM

Glad everything worked out. However now that the Mom is safe and out of the house he should go back there and fuck him up.

Guys who hit women=pussies.

Bosco 10-21-2005 01:10 AM

i'm 5'11 and 250 pounds and can eat 135 chicken wings....gosh....i need a diet?....anyone?....i heard something about a coke diet?....definatly interested if anyone knows it...they told me it would only cost about 5 k a week :P :P :P :P

KingK7 10-21-2005 01:12 AM

Good that everything is ok now :)

Markit 10-21-2005 04:28 AM

oh shit i called an ambulance for nothing...

:glugglug

OG LennyT 10-21-2005 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
Glad everything worked out. However now that the Mom is safe and out of the house he should go back there and fuck him up.

Guys who hit women=pussies.

exactly :2 cents:

Red Ezra 10-21-2005 05:01 AM

coul dhave been bad - glad to hear everything is calm like a bomb

sickbeatz 10-21-2005 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan
6'5", 200 LBS = huge?????

LOL.

That guy could hang-glide from a dorito!!!!!

shit, he could hoola hoop through a freakin' cheerio!!

lololol

LOL that actually made me "laugh out loud"

Ace-wtf 10-21-2005 05:48 AM

drama under control

Screaming 10-21-2005 05:50 AM

so howed it end?

hova 10-21-2005 05:52 AM

drama is over, bye bye

KRL 10-21-2005 06:21 AM

Ask any cop what situation they hate dealing with the most and its the domestic violence calls. Those situations always get nasty nasty and brings out the very worst in people.

Quagmire 10-21-2005 07:46 AM

Can we get an update when the COPS episode will air? Was a taser involved at any point? If so, call Howard Stern. They love the taser clips.

adultchica 10-21-2005 10:51 AM

LMAO..he's 6'5" 220 just to clarify in case no one read my update thread!!!! He's a muscular guy. And you guys are NOT FAT! Geez! I put that he was 200 just to say he's around 200 lbs. Geez.

Phoenix 10-21-2005 11:32 AM

i fear for the person who slashes my mothers face

and i fear the jailtime it will bring me when i take a bat to theirs

but i guess i am just that stupid

Marcus Aurelius 10-21-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
Damn, you are that tall? I always thought you looked big cause you were standing next to Juicy, who is around 4'8

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That was LOW..no pun intended. (maybe a little)...Damn its neverending.

u-Bob 10-21-2005 12:51 PM

this thread is useless without pics.

uno 10-21-2005 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mdcq
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That was LOW..no pun intended. (maybe a little)...Damn its neverending.

Ok, a bit of hyperbole, but he's 5'6 or 5'7

wdsguy 10-21-2005 01:02 PM

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