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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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how many times you just close an icq when all you get is...a hello
just hello
i close them..im not a mind reader..lol |
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#2 |
I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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every last 1. i figure them 2 be spam. you would think that all webmasters would be smart enuff to announce "hey im from this and want to do this, this isnt spam" but it seems alot dont
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#3 |
mmm yeah!
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: roseville, ca
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i usually say hi back then ill get a question.
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<&(©¿©)&>
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 47,882
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I usually ask them what then want, and close it....
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#5 |
Let's Get Paxumized!
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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whenever I hit up someone I've not spoken to before (or for a while) I'll usually introduce myself and ask how they are.. and wait for a response - I don't want to type an essay and find that that message didn't make it through
ICQ's a funny thing - I get SO many Turkish and Indian guys trying to 'chat' to me it's unreal - but cos I never know who's who I just accept everyone and then ignore/delete if it turns out they're a surfer or spammer - but I'd not close a window if they just said 'hello' unless I knew for sure that they weren't involved in this industry - ynever know where the next bout of great traffic is gonna come from - so why turn down a potential opportunity if it doesn't hurt you to respond? ![]()
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#6 |
Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
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It depends if its from a hot chick or a guy.
WG
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#7 | |
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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I don't - normally I add them to my list, say hello back & ask what I can do for them. Since my comp is on 24hrs, 99% of the time it's from a foreign webmaster who has questions before joining but wants to make sure I'm there before they write. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 13,723
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Maybe I did, to tell you that I saved your dog sig...But ou never replied :D
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BACON BACON BACON
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Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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ah..lol i got the dog though..thanks man ![]() |
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Confirmed Brat
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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I say hello back followed with a "how can I help you". 9 times out of 10 it is a legit webmaster or potential webmaster with a question. And if it isn't, the delete and ignore buttons work great
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: EU
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I think just sending a 'hello' is appropriate before telling them your life story, or your plans, ideas, requests, whatever.
why? because it helps to determine whether the person you're babbling to is there or not. 'status' doesnt mean sh*t. :2cents
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#12 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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I say in 1 breath: "hi, I'm Zester, I'm promoting ****bucks.net and I just wanted to ask WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS SUCK ASS SO MUCH !?!?!?!"
than I get great support |
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#13 |
Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,329
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A group of us were talking about this once at some show, I think you were there. I answer all of them but Goddamn is it annoying. What really bothers me is when somebody is from a different part of the world, they know we're in different time zones, yet they don't leave a message. We then continue the conversation over the next 3-4 days.
Please people, leave a message! I use ICQ as an answering machine, it saves both parties a lot of time.
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#14 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Ditch
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Just sent you a message!
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#15 |
Push Porn Like Weight.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Inside .NET
Posts: 10,652
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i hate that shit. one of the guys i work with has a bad habit of just saying "Sup?" then disspearing for a half an hour.
i get text messages like that all the time too. i don't feel like playing 20 questions to figure out wtf you want. combine two sentences, it's easy. look. "What's up? I had a question about [Insert Topic here]" see, there you go, your greeting, and your reason for contacting me all in on simple little line.
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#16 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: usa
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I don't reply to just hellos. It's usually a spammer. Announce yourself!
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#18 |
Back in the harbor
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Never. I never intentionally close an ICQ without responding to it first.
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BACON BACON BACON
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Let's do some business!
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Short, pretty, to the point, and sweet. Just like me.
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<&(©¿©)&>
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#24 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ#: 272000271
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"Hello PlugInFeeds-Ron"
"Hello [insert name]" "I have something I want to tell you PlugInFeeds-Ron" "What would you like to tell me [insert name]?" "I have something I want to tell you PlugInFeeds-Ron" "Welcome to my ignore list [insert name]" |
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Location: EU
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(hint:the answer is YES IT WAS) :D
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#26 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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When you get a phone call, don't you respond "hello?"
That is how I would initiate an ICQ conversation, just making sure someone is there. Of course, you have to be authorized to contact me, so I get zero spam . . . except from people already authorized |
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#27 |
Strength and Honor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 16,540
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Unless I can answer them right away I close them.
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