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Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 11:02 AM

how many fingers one would need to count people at your funeral?

let's count together:
1) Hooper -1
2) ?

Dualcpu · 03-07-2002, 11:04 AM

What is this all about?

MagicksAntics · 03-07-2002, 11:06 AM

Oh give me a fucking break...if you want attention, Serge, just ask for it.

LOL

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicksAntics
Oh give me a fucking
LOL

you are not my type...I like em fluffier,
eat more winnies.

mattemus · 03-07-2002, 11:12 AM

we are all gonna die some day, today is the first day of the rest of your life, bah, today is one day closer to your death :P

ElvisManson · 03-07-2002, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

you are not my type...I like em fluffier,
eat more winnies.

What are winnies?

[Labret] · 03-07-2002, 11:14 AM

Serge... do you still own and operate Signs Signs Signs?

Hooper · 03-07-2002, 11:19 AM

Scourges issues all arise from the following:

He served as a juror once while working as an electrician in tenesee.

It was a beastiality trial.

Witness after witness was brought to the stand and they all testified that they had witnessed this old man having sex with various farm animals. More particularly... goats.

The trial seemed to be going well, and it was a nearly certain conviction. Til the prosecution called up the defendant's neighbor.

She was a little old woman and upon request began testifying as to the specifics of what she had seen.

Attorney: Ma'am, can you please tell us what you saw?

Old Lady: Well I watched him walk up to that goat. Then he dropped his drawers. Then he picked that goat up by the hind legs. And then he done humped that goat for about 20 er so minutes.

Attorney: And then what happened?

Old Lady: Well, i guess he finished, cause he put the goats legs down & pulled out.

Attorney: And did you witness anything else?

Old Lady: Well.. yes... when he was done, that goat turned around and licked his pecker clean!

At this point Serge leaned over to one of the other jurors and exclaimed "A good goat will do that you know!"

And so what is the moral of this story?

If he'll fuck a goat he'll probably fuck you!

Conversion Cash - Goat Free Zone (cept for the party goat)

MagicksAntics · 03-07-2002, 11:19 AM

Trust Serge to find his own meaning within ANY statement...and think he's clever while he's doing it

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Serge... do you still own and operate Signs Signs Signs?

no, I don't...it was sold to another company in NJ and they put it as collateral to buy Enron Bonds...
some broker probably owns it by now,
and...NOBODY came to Signs, Signs, signs funeral...

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicksAntics
Trust Serge

hey,
did I ask for your endorsement???

GTS Mark · 03-07-2002, 12:16 PM

Fuck dude I would show up to his funeral as long as there is some of those hot honeys he always seems to have in his pictures around.

One hell of a fun-eral

DH

Cheshire · 03-07-2002, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
how many fingers one would need to count people at your funeral?

let's count together:
1) Hooper -1
2) ?

Your meaning misses me, and your stupidity stupefies me.
Stop trying to be a celebrity by insulting top dog.

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Your meaning misses me.

and what is your IQ may I ask?

hollywood · 03-07-2002, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
Scourges issues all arise from the following:

He served as a juror once while working as an electrician in tenesee.

Where the hell is tenesee?

Cheshire · 03-07-2002, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

and what is your IQ may I ask?

Why??? You want to waste more of my time with your pointless rants? Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more successful than you? Your cowardly knee punches aimed at those who are better than you, those that can grasp the concept of RESPECT?

Puuuuuleeeeeeeez just go away, you're the one that's acting like your in the single digits of Intelligence.

GregP · 03-07-2002, 12:38 PM

Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more sucessfull than you?
-----------------------------
I don't know about that , Serge has made more money in this industry than 99% of webmasters

Cheshire · 03-07-2002, 12:39 PM

Is that how you measure success in one's life?

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more sucessfull than you? .

and who are those might be?

can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?

BTW,
you have a posting style of a woman with PMS,
are you the one?

GregP · 03-07-2002, 12:43 PM

Is that how you measure success in one's life?

-----------------------------
In this business YES

pr0 · 03-07-2002, 12:44 PM

ITS OFFICIAL

GAYEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats!

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
ITS OFFICIAL

GAYEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats!

Pr),
guess what?

you gonna die also!

the best news I got today was:
100 years from now every poster on this board will be DEAD!

Cheshire · 03-07-2002, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?

I'll give you twelve... clicks that is.

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
BTW,
you have a posting style of a woman with PMS,
are you the one?

Am I the one what? The one that's trying to kick some reality back into your meager mind, YES!
BTW
if I'm upset because of hormones as you claim, what's your excuse for being a moron?

The most pathetic thing I've seen recently is someone posting on a man's board and insulting him for absolutely no reason. Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT.

mika · 03-07-2002, 12:56 PM

So someone hacked Serge's GFY account?!?

pr0 · 03-07-2002, 12:56 PM

sorry man but im already one of the "undead"

now if you'll excuse me....i need to fuck my goat, watch caddyshack 200 more times, & clean my single-wide trailor.

the bulldog · 03-07-2002, 12:56 PM

serge does not like lensman

because lensman keeps resisting serge's sexual advances

please someone give serge a dick to suck on before this whole situation gets out of hand

Martin · 03-07-2002, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Pr),
guess what?

you gonna die also!

the best news I got today was:
100 years from now every poster on this board will be DEAD!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! That made my fucking day..

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll give you twelve... clicks that is.
******************************************

and I'll give you $10,000 US if YOU or HIM can collaborate your "100% sure" statement.

will you post aplology and call yourself "stupid bitch" for a day if you can't come up wiht the proof withing 30 days?

Martin · 03-07-2002, 01:01 PM

Nothing against you pr0 I just found that funny...

CDSmith · 03-07-2002, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down

I'm sure it's that thirty-five dollars that Lens never paid him 3 years ago bescuz he was poppin an ad over-top of the AP page.

Dammit man ya gotta forgive and forget these things. :D

Lens, I'll be at your funeral, no worries. That is, if you die before me, heh heh.
Hey, will you come to mine?? If you do can you bring a can of those little winnies? Folks love winnies.
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pr0 · 03-07-2002, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin
Nothing against you pr0 I just found that funny...

no offense taken

i'll call off the militant goat soldiers heading towards toronto

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:05 PM

Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT.
**************************************************

yeap, a woman, 100% woman and not the smartest woman
;-(((
in 100 years MAN would never make a sentence like that!

BTW,
where do you see ATTEMPT to cut Lensman????

will YOU come to his funeral???

don't be a HYPOCRTITE and put your name here:

1) Hooper
2) ?
3) ?

Cheshire · 03-07-2002, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll give you twelve... clicks that is.
******************************************

and I'll give you $10,000 US if YOU or HIM can collaborate your "100% sure" statement.

will you post aplology and call yourself "stupid bitch" for a day if you can't come up wiht the proof withing 30 days?

The only thing I would do with your $10,000 is invest it for you in HOOKED ON PHONICS.
I don't need to prove anything within your walls of a childish challenge.
I don't need your money.
I don't need your insecurity splattered all over this board.

You've made a complete ass of yourself and I don't have to prove that to anyone because you've done it 366 times so far. Good night.

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:07 PM

don't be a HYPOCRTITE and put your name here,
please note,
#2 spot is already taken
1) Hooper
2) CDSmith
3) ? [/B][/QUOTE]

the bulldog · 03-07-2002, 01:07 PM

are you gay serge?

is it ok if a man has sex with another man?

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

The only thing I would do with your $10,000 is invest it for you in HOOKED ON PHONICS.
I don't need to prove anything within your walls of a childish challenge.
I don't need your money.
I don't need your insecurity splattered all over this board.

You've made a complete ass of yourself and I don't have to prove that to anyone because you've done it 366 times so far. Good night.

I see...lots of BIG WORDS,
lots of TALK, but you can't
1) prove what you say

2) come to Lens' funeral

typical woman's behaviour.

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
are you gay serge?

is it ok if a man has sex with another man?

nope, I am an impotent...you have a problem with that?

Cheshire · 03-07-2002, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT.
**************************************************

yeap, a woman, 100% woman and not the smartest woman
;-(((
in 100 years MAN would never make a sentence like that!

BTW,
where do you see ATTEMPT to cut Lensman????

Maybe you should find a board in your own language, because you can't grasp our's enough to even compose a clear sentance. Not only does your thought process miss a reasonable target, but your words are like baby babble.

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Maybe you should find a board in your own language, because you can't grasp our's enough to even compose a clear sentance. Not only does your thought process miss a reasonable target, but your words are like baby babble.

honey, why don't you take a cold shower and 2 aspirins?

you'll feel like a new born woman!

Flush your agrression,
smile, look in the mirror,
you might even like yourself after 2 pills and a glass of Chianti.

pr0 · 03-07-2002, 01:21 PM

My balls seriously itch

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
My balls seriously itch

Fucking people!!!!

thousands of webmasters on this board and only 2!? would come to Lensman's funeral???

ok,
let's see who else gonna show up:

1) Hooper
2) CDSmith
3) Serge
4) ?

ElvisManson · 03-07-2002, 01:25 PM

Serge,

You sound shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

CDSmith · 03-07-2002, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
nope, I am an impotent...you have a problem with that?

Hmmm, I can relate. I'm not impotent by any "stretch", yet I live vicariously through my websites....... and possibly YOUR websites.

Oh, and I became an adult webmaster so I could get free passes to paysites as an affiliate. If there is such a thing as a sex crutch, this biz is it.... for me. :D
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Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
Serge,

You sound shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

wanna join me?

let's hand cuff each other to the poll,
pour gasoline on our heads and smoke cubans!

do you mind if we take Cheshire woman with us?

^R3K^ · 03-07-2002, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Fucking people!!!!

thousands of webmasters on this board and only 2!? would come to Lensman's funeral???

ok,
let's see who else gonna show up:

1) Hooper
2) CDSmith
3) Serge
4) ?

Well i would go, but I am sure I wouldnt get past his Secretary.

;-))

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^

Well i would go, but I am sure I wouldnt get past his Secretary.

;-))

piece of cake,
just tell that you are the funeral director, she'd let you thru
;-))

but....telling her that you've been tested positive and gotta talk to him, doesn't work...anymore
;-))

^R3K^ · 03-07-2002, 01:44 PM

Yeah i tryed the test one.. didnt work.. she thought i was you
;-))

Sleepy · 03-07-2002, 01:55 PM

Serge, why all the attacks on Lensman ?
Did you use blue text on a black background ?
( perhaps I have said too much )

Serge_Oprano · 03-07-2002, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepy
Serge, why all the attacks on Lensman ?
Did you use blue text on a black background ?
( perhaps I have said too much )

..and where do you see "attack"?

am I the only one who understands English around here?????

"Lensman,
you are piece of shit and fuckface"

IS ATTACK.

"Lensman,
how many people would come to your funeral?"

is a question ANYBODY can be asked and 99% wouldn't take any offense to it.

Are adult webmasters just a bunch of paranoics?

mika · 03-07-2002, 02:15 PM

Stupid games

03-07-2002, 11:02 AM	#1
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03-07-2002, 11:04 AM	#2
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03-07-2002, 11:06 AM	#3
MagicksAntics Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Everywhere Posts: 455	Oh give me a fucking break...if you want attention, Serge, just ask for it. LOL

03-07-2002, 11:14 AM	#7
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Serge... do you still own and operate Signs Signs Signs?

03-07-2002, 11:19 AM	#8
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	Scourges issues all arise from the following: He served as a juror once while working as an electrician in tenesee. It was a beastiality trial. Witness after witness was brought to the stand and they all testified that they had witnessed this old man having sex with various farm animals. More particularly... goats. The trial seemed to be going well, and it was a nearly certain conviction. Til the prosecution called up the defendant's neighbor. She was a little old woman and upon request began testifying as to the specifics of what she had seen. Attorney: Ma'am, can you please tell us what you saw? Old Lady: Well I watched him walk up to that goat. Then he dropped his drawers. Then he picked that goat up by the hind legs. And then he done humped that goat for about 20 er so minutes. Attorney: And then what happened? Old Lady: Well, i guess he finished, cause he put the goats legs down & pulled out. Attorney: And did you witness anything else? Old Lady: Well.. yes... when he was done, that goat turned around and licked his pecker clean! At this point Serge leaned over to one of the other jurors and exclaimed "A good goat will do that you know!" And so what is the moral of this story? If he'll fuck a goat he'll probably fuck you! Conversion Cash - Goat Free Zone (cept for the party goat)

03-07-2002, 12:16 PM	#12
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Fuck dude I would show up to his funeral as long as there is some of those hot honeys he always seems to have in his pictures around. One hell of a fun-eral DH

03-07-2002, 12:38 PM	#17
GregP Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 539	Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more sucessfull than you? ----------------------------- I don't know about that , Serge has made more money in this industry than 99% of webmasters

03-07-2002, 12:39 PM	#18
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Is that how you measure success in one's life?

03-07-2002, 12:43 PM	#20
GregP Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 539	Is that how you measure success in one's life? ----------------------------- In this business YES

03-07-2002, 12:56 PM	#24
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	So someone hacked Serge's GFY account?!?

03-07-2002, 01:01 PM	#28
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Originally posted by Serge_Oprano can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll give you twelve... clicks that is. ****************************************** and I'll give you $10,000 US if YOU or HIM can collaborate your "100% sure" statement. will you post aplology and call yourself "stupid bitch" for a day if you can't come up wiht the proof withing 30 days?

03-07-2002, 01:01 PM	#29
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Nothing against you pr0 I just found that funny...

03-07-2002, 01:05 PM	#32
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT. ************************************************** yeap, a woman, 100% woman and not the smartest woman ;-((( in 100 years MAN would never make a sentence like that! BTW, where do you see ATTEMPT to cut Lensman???? will YOU come to his funeral??? don't be a HYPOCRTITE and put your name here: 1) Hooper 2) ? 3) ?

03-07-2002, 01:21 PM	#40
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	My balls seriously itch

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ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	Serge, You sound shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	Yeah i tryed the test one.. didnt work.. she thought i was you ;-))

03-07-2002, 01:55 PM	#48
Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	Serge, why all the attacks on Lensman ? Did you use blue text on a black background ? ( perhaps I have said too much )

03-07-2002, 02:15 PM	#50
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Stupid games