Scourges issues all arise from the following:
He served as a juror once while working as an electrician in tenesee.
It was a beastiality trial.
Witness after witness was brought to the stand and they all testified that they had witnessed this old man having sex with various farm animals. More particularly... goats.
The trial seemed to be going well, and it was a nearly certain conviction. Til the prosecution called up the defendant's neighbor.
She was a little old woman and upon request began testifying as to the specifics of what she had seen.
Attorney: Ma'am, can you please tell us what you saw?
Old Lady: Well I watched him walk up to that goat. Then he dropped his drawers. Then he picked that goat up by the hind legs. And then he done humped that goat for about 20 er so minutes.
Attorney: And then what happened?
Old Lady: Well, i guess he finished, cause he put the goats legs down & pulled out.
Attorney: And did you witness anything else?
Old Lady: Well.. yes... when he was done, that goat turned around and licked his pecker clean!
At this point Serge leaned over to one of the other jurors and exclaimed "A good goat will do that you know!"
And so what is the moral of this story?
If he'll fuck a goat he'll probably fuck you!
Conversion Cash - Goat Free Zone (cept for the party goat)