how many fingers one would need to count people at your funeral?
let's count together:
1) Hooper -1
2) ?
let's count together:
1) Hooper -1
2) ?
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Oh give me a fucking break...if you want attention, Serge, just ask for it.
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you are not my type...I like em fluffier,Originally posted by MagicksAntics
Oh give me a fucking
LOL
eat more winnies.Comment
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we are all gonna die some day, today is the first day of the rest of your life, bah, today is one day closer to your death :Phttp://www.vikingporno.com/ Top25 Adult SitesComment
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What are winnies?Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
you are not my type...I like em fluffier,
eat more winnies.
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Serge... do you still own and operate Signs Signs Signs?Comment
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Scourges issues all arise from the following:
He served as a juror once while working as an electrician in tenesee.
It was a beastiality trial.
Witness after witness was brought to the stand and they all testified that they had witnessed this old man having sex with various farm animals. More particularly... goats.
The trial seemed to be going well, and it was a nearly certain conviction. Til the prosecution called up the defendant's neighbor.
She was a little old woman and upon request began testifying as to the specifics of what she had seen.
Attorney: Ma'am, can you please tell us what you saw?
Old Lady: Well I watched him walk up to that goat. Then he dropped his drawers. Then he picked that goat up by the hind legs. And then he done humped that goat for about 20 er so minutes.
Attorney: And then what happened?
Old Lady: Well, i guess he finished, cause he put the goats legs down & pulled out.
Attorney: And did you witness anything else?
Old Lady: Well.. yes... when he was done, that goat turned around and licked his pecker clean!
At this point Serge leaned over to one of the other jurors and exclaimed "A good goat will do that you know!"
And so what is the moral of this story?
If he'll fuck a goat he'll probably fuck you!
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Trust Serge to find his own meaning within ANY statement...and think he's clever while he's doing it
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no, I don't...it was sold to another company in NJ and they put it as collateral to buy Enron Bonds...Originally posted by [Labret]
Serge... do you still own and operate Signs Signs Signs?
some broker probably owns it by now,
and...NOBODY came to Signs, Signs, signs funeral...Comment
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hey,Originally posted by MagicksAntics
Trust Serge
did I ask for your endorsement???
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Fuck dude I would show up to his funeral as long as there is some of those hot honeys he always seems to have in his pictures around.
One hell of a fun-eral
DH
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Your meaning misses me, and your stupidity stupefies me.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
how many fingers one would need to count people at your funeral?
let's count together:
1) Hooper -1
2) ?
Stop trying to be a celebrity by insulting top dog.
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and what is your IQ may I ask?Originally posted by Cheshire
Your meaning misses me.Comment
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Where the hell is tenesee?Originally posted by Hooper
Scourges issues all arise from the following:
He served as a juror once while working as an electrician in tenesee.
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Why??? You want to waste more of my time with your pointless rants? Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more successful than you? Your cowardly knee punches aimed at those who are better than you, those that can grasp the concept of RESPECT?Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
and what is your IQ may I ask?
Puuuuuleeeeeeeez just go away, you're the one that's acting like your in the single digits of Intelligence.Last edited by Cheshire; 03-07-2002, 10:40 AM.
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Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more sucessfull than you?
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I don't know about that , Serge has made more money in this industry than 99% of webmastersComment
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Is that how you measure success in one's life?
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and who are those might be?Originally posted by Cheshire
Your self-degrading attempts at insulting those who are more sucessfull than you? .
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?
BTW,
you have a posting style of a woman with PMS,
are you the one?Comment
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Is that how you measure success in one's life?
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In this business YESComment
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ITS OFFICIAL
GAYEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!
Last edited by pr0; 03-07-2002, 10:45 AM.Comment
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Pr),Originally posted by pr0
ITS OFFICIAL
GAYEST THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!
guess what?
you gonna die also!
the best news I got today was:
100 years from now every poster on this board will be DEAD!Comment
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I'll give you twelve... clicks that is.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?
Am I the one what? The one that's trying to kick some reality back into your meager mind, YES!Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
BTW,
you have a posting style of a woman with PMS,
are you the one?
BTW
if I'm upset because of hormones as you claim, what's your excuse for being a moron?
The most pathetic thing I've seen recently is someone posting on a man's board and insulting him for absolutely no reason. Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT.
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So someone hacked Serge's GFY account?!?Comment
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sorry man but im already one of the "undead"
now if you'll excuse me....i need to fuck my goat, watch caddyshack 200 more times, & clean my single-wide trailor.Comment
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serge does not like lensman
because lensman keeps resisting serge's sexual advances
please someone give serge a dick to suck on before this whole situation gets out of handpromote ME or suck my cock u bitch !!!Comment
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! That made my fucking day..Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Pr),
guess what?
you gonna die also!
the best news I got today was:
100 years from now every poster on this board will be DEAD!
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?
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I'll give you twelve... clicks that is.
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and I'll give you $10,000 US if YOU or HIM can collaborate your "100% sure" statement.
will you post aplology and call yourself "stupid bitch" for a day if you can't come up wiht the proof withing 30 days?Comment
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Nothing against you pr0 I just found that funny...Comment
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I'm sure it's that thirty-five dollars that Lens never paid him 3 years ago bescuz he was poppin an ad over-top of the AP page.Originally posted by Cheshire
Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down
Dammit man ya gotta forgive and forget these things. :D
Lens, I'll be at your funeral, no worries. That is, if you die before me, heh heh.
Hey, will you come to mine?? If you do can you bring a can of those little winnies? Folks love winnies.
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no offense takenOriginally posted by Martin
Nothing against you pr0 I just found that funny...
i'll call off the militant goat soldiers heading towards toronto
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Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT.
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yeap, a woman, 100% woman and not the smartest woman
;-(((
in 100 years MAN would never make a sentence like that!
BTW,
where do you see ATTEMPT to cut Lensman????
will YOU come to his funeral???
don't be a HYPOCRTITE and put your name here:
1) Hooper
2) ?
3) ?Comment
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The only thing I would do with your $10,000 is invest it for you in HOOKED ON PHONICS.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
can you give me 5 names with 100% certainty?
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I'll give you twelve... clicks that is.
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and I'll give you $10,000 US if YOU or HIM can collaborate your "100% sure" statement.
will you post aplology and call yourself "stupid bitch" for a day if you can't come up wiht the proof withing 30 days?
I don't need to prove anything within your walls of a childish challenge.
I don't need your money.
I don't need your insecurity splattered all over this board.
You've made a complete ass of yourself and I don't have to prove that to anyone because you've done it 366 times so far. Good night.
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don't be a HYPOCRTITE and put your name here,
please note,
#2 spot is already taken
1) Hooper
2) CDSmith
3) ? [/B][/QUOTE]Comment
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are you gay serge?
is it ok if a man has sex with another man?promote ME or suck my cock u bitch !!!Comment
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I see...lots of BIG WORDS,Originally posted by Cheshire
The only thing I would do with your $10,000 is invest it for you in HOOKED ON PHONICS.
I don't need to prove anything within your walls of a childish challenge.
I don't need your money.
I don't need your insecurity splattered all over this board.
You've made a complete ass of yourself and I don't have to prove that to anyone because you've done it 366 times so far. Good night.
lots of TALK, but you can't
1) prove what you say
2) come to Lens' funeral
typical woman's behaviour.Comment
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nope, I am an impotent...you have a problem with that?Originally posted by the bulldog
are you gay serge?
is it ok if a man has sex with another man?Comment
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Give us ONE good reason why you never fail in your threads to attempt to cut LENSMAN down... keep in mind that I said ATTEMPT.
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yeap, a woman, 100% woman and not the smartest woman
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in 100 years MAN would never make a sentence like that!
BTW,
where do you see ATTEMPT to cut Lensman????
Maybe you should find a board in your own language, because you can't grasp our's enough to even compose a clear sentance. Not only does your thought process miss a reasonable target, but your words are like baby babble.
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honey, why don't you take a cold shower and 2 aspirins?Originally posted by Cheshire
Maybe you should find a board in your own language, because you can't grasp our's enough to even compose a clear sentance. Not only does your thought process miss a reasonable target, but your words are like baby babble.
you'll feel like a new born woman!
Flush your agrression,
smile, look in the mirror,
you might even like yourself after 2 pills and a glass of Chianti.Comment
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My balls seriously itchComment
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Fucking people!!!!Originally posted by pr0
My balls seriously itch
thousands of webmasters on this board and only 2!? would come to Lensman's funeral???
ok,
let's see who else gonna show up:
1) Hooper
2) CDSmith
3) Serge
4) ?Comment
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Serge,
You sound shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
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Hmmm, I can relate. I'm not impotent by any "stretch", yet I live vicariously through my websites....... and possibly YOUR websites.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
nope, I am an impotent...you have a problem with that?
Oh, and I became an adult webmaster so I could get free passes to paysites as an affiliate. If there is such a thing as a sex crutch, this biz is it.... for me. :D
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wanna join me?Originally posted by ElvisManson
Serge,
You sound shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
let's hand cuff each other to the poll,
pour gasoline on our heads and smoke cubans!
do you mind if we take Cheshire woman with us?Comment
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Well i would go, but I am sure I wouldnt get past his Secretary.Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Fucking people!!!!
thousands of webmasters on this board and only 2!? would come to Lensman's funeral???
ok,
let's see who else gonna show up:
1) Hooper
2) CDSmith
3) Serge
4) ?
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piece of cake,Originally posted by ^R3K^
Well i would go, but I am sure I wouldnt get past his Secretary.
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just tell that you are the funeral director, she'd let you thru
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but....telling her that you've been tested positive and gotta talk to him, doesn't work...anymore
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Yeah i tryed the test one.. didnt work.. she thought i was you
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Serge, why all the attacks on Lensman ?
Did you use blue text on a black background ?
( perhaps I have said too much )Comment
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..and where do you see "attack"?Originally posted by Sleepy
Serge, why all the attacks on Lensman ?
Did you use blue text on a black background ?
( perhaps I have said too much )
am I the only one who understands English around here?????
"Lensman,
you are piece of shit and fuckface"
IS ATTACK.
"Lensman,
how many people would come to your funeral?"
is a question ANYBODY can be asked and 99% wouldn't take any offense to it.
Are adult webmasters just a bunch of paranoics?Comment
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Stupid games
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