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Join Date: Oct 2003
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![]() Why oh why must they ruin classic horror movies? Imagine Sarah Michelle Gellar or even Paris Hilton as Laurie Strode.
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Because hollywood is now run my marketing assholes.
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So Fucking Banned
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the original scared the fuck out of me
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Not sure why they would even want to remake what was once considered low budget b-grade slasher films. It is not they they are particularly hard to write.
Hollywood needs to get off of its remake frenzy and also stop with the fucking pg-13 bullshit which I personally blame for most of the crap they produce.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Margarittaville
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Be still my heart Paris Hilton,
what a way to ruin a true classic horror film. Who will play the doctor this time Kelsey Grammer ?
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Nightmare on Elm St. Scream Friday the 13th Saw All inspired by Halloween.
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Easy money is why they do it. Studios will have a fairly precise estimate of the roi on this kind of venture. Every horror buff that hates the idea of remaking a seminal classic will go see it, every kid who missed the first will go see it, and so on. They will know even now the future ticket sales, future dvd/satellite/cd sales, future merchandise sales, and so on. Predictable investment.
The last remake of Carpenter's was Assault on Precinct 13. This was a poor choice for a remake. Excellent film, but not possessed with the same notoriety as Halloween. Personally, I wish studios would further the medium, as opposed to suck off the corpses of it's past successes. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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Still got those friday the 13th and nightmare on the Elm street films on my DVD rack.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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damn that film sure is a classic...
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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ya know, we're living in a time where EVERYTHING is a fuckin remake. not just movies, but "sampling" (which really is stealing) in songs.
i started listening to slow r&b on a radio station out here while i work (needed a switch up from heavy metal lol) and i cant tell you how many classic r&b songs have been "sampled" and are on the Billboard Top 100 List. fuckin amazing. we're just recycling. |
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