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mrthumbs · 10-17-2005, 11:04 PM

NOT for bulk texts but to write product texts, press releases, formal business letters etc.

I have multiple small to medium sized jobs weekly.. so if youre creative and native english shoot me an email
[email protected]

broke · 10-17-2005, 11:07 PM

Does this mean my English major might get me a part time job?

mrthumbs · 10-17-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

Does this mean my English major might get me a part time job?

i was under the impression you didnt need one? ;)

hollymoss · 10-17-2005, 11:14 PM

Howdy!

Contact Bonnie @ hmossconsulting.com
www.hmossconsulting.com

Thanks!

alias · 10-18-2005, 12:46 AM

Mr Thumbs,

Hi,
My name is Niall Jones, I identify myself on the GFY forum via my nickname "alias".

I feel my first statement should be be one of gratuity, for your suicide signature animation of course.
We can only hope it has been enough to push at least a few inferior beings into manifesting their destiny or lack thereof. MAD PROPS NIGGA! =]

Now let me ask you, do you want powerful terminology and a vast vocabulary meshed in textual harmony infused so smoothly that it can be interpreted by laymen? This is rhetorical of course but exemplifies the use of a question for the sole purpose of garnering attention that draws readers to your information before their A.D.D kicks in.

A knowledge of human psyche and the masterful capitalization upon natural greed, attention & self interest enables my copy to deliver information clearly. These same techniques tend to ease even the most reluctant & nescient readers into a cognative processing where information is often retained.

Now not everyone will read the text and have a concise understanding of all the concepts presented! Regardless. by using their innate self centered & greedy primal desires we gain a window of attention in which to entice or deliver pertinent information.

This information will be cleanly formatted and often enriched with examples if need be.

A premeditated verbal calculation geared to maximize retention so to speak. I will never use the word "howdy", I gladly commit to this factor. A rather repugnant word in my opinion.

Contact me if you care about the image that your projects, companies or any venture that require copy exude.

A delicate balance must be achieved in order to truly captivate your readers attention and deliver a forthright informational body of content that stands a chance of being understood and retained.

Niall Jones

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	im looking for a good text writer/director NOT for bulk texts but to write product texts, press releases, formal business letters etc. I have multiple small to medium sized jobs weekly.. so if youre creative and native english shoot me an email [email protected]

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broke Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Someplace Windy Posts: 4,501	Does this mean my English major might get me a part time job? __________________ Perfect Gonzo

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hollymoss Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Valley Girl Posts: 155	Howdy! Contact Bonnie @ hmossconsulting.com www.hmossconsulting.com Thanks! __________________ Holly Moss www.hmossprocessing.com AOL AIM hollymoss2005 ICQ 162222948

10-18-2005, 12:46 AM	#5
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Mr Thumbs, Hi, My name is Niall Jones, I identify myself on the GFY forum via my nickname "alias". I feel my first statement should be be one of gratuity, for your suicide signature animation of course. We can only hope it has been enough to push at least a few inferior beings into manifesting their destiny or lack thereof. MAD PROPS NIGGA! =] Now let me ask you, do you want powerful terminology and a vast vocabulary meshed in textual harmony infused so smoothly that it can be interpreted by laymen? This is rhetorical of course but exemplifies the use of a question for the sole purpose of garnering attention that draws readers to your information before their A.D.D kicks in. A knowledge of human psyche and the masterful capitalization upon natural greed, attention & self interest enables my copy to deliver information clearly. These same techniques tend to ease even the most reluctant & nescient readers into a cognative processing where information is often retained. Now not everyone will read the text and have a concise understanding of all the concepts presented! Regardless. by using their innate self centered & greedy primal desires we gain a window of attention in which to entice or deliver pertinent information. This information will be cleanly formatted and often enriched with examples if need be. A premeditated verbal calculation geared to maximize retention so to speak. I will never use the word "howdy", I gladly commit to this factor. A rather repugnant word in my opinion. Contact me if you care about the image that your projects, companies or any venture that require copy exude. A delicate balance must be achieved in order to truly captivate your readers attention and deliver a forthright informational body of content that stands a chance of being understood and retained. Niall Jones __________________ https://porncorporation.com