im looking for a good text writer/director
 

NOT for bulk texts but to write product texts, press releases, formal business letters etc.

I have multiple small to medium sized jobs weekly.. so if youre creative and native english shoot me an email
[email protected]

Does this mean my English major might get me a part time job?

:)

i was under the impression you didnt need one? ;)

Howdy!

Contact Bonnie @ hmossconsulting.com
www.hmossconsulting.com

Thanks!

Mr Thumbs,

Hi,
My name is Niall Jones, I identify myself on the GFY forum via my nickname "alias".

I feel my first statement should be be one of gratuity, for your suicide signature animation of course.
We can only hope it has been enough to push at least a few inferior beings into manifesting their destiny or lack thereof. MAD PROPS NIGGA! =]

Now let me ask you, do you want powerful terminology and a vast vocabulary meshed in textual harmony infused so smoothly that it can be interpreted by laymen? This is rhetorical of course but exemplifies the use of a question for the sole purpose of garnering attention that draws readers to your information before their A.D.D kicks in.

A knowledge of human psyche and the masterful capitalization upon natural greed, attention & self interest enables my copy to deliver information clearly. These same techniques tend to ease even the most reluctant & nescient readers into a cognative processing where information is often retained.

Now not everyone will read the text and have a concise understanding of all the concepts presented! Regardless. by using their innate self centered & greedy primal desires we gain a window of attention in which to entice or deliver pertinent information.

This information will be cleanly formatted and often enriched with examples if need be.

A premeditated verbal calculation geared to maximize retention so to speak. I will never use the word "howdy", I gladly commit to this factor. A rather repugnant word in my opinion.

Contact me if you care about the image that your projects, companies or any venture that require copy exude.

A delicate balance must be achieved in order to truly captivate your readers attention and deliver a forthright informational body of content that stands a chance of being understood and retained.

Niall Jones