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OMG Jim · 10-17-2005, 08:19 AM

Anyone got neighbors that fire up the lawnmower at 8 am on Saturday morning?

Any ideas on how to " Return the Favor" ?

abz · 10-17-2005, 08:20 AM

my neighbours never bother me

Platinumpimp · 10-17-2005, 08:21 AM

Ring the bell, and put a tape over it so it keeps ringing at 3am in the morning. Do this trick every night after they haved fired up the lawnmower at 8am.

P.S. You should first kindly ask before doing this.

LiveDose · 10-17-2005, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Jim

Anyone got neighbors that fire up the lawnmower at 8 am on Saturday morning?

Any ideas on how to " Return the Favor" ?

Crank up the bass at 3am Monday morning...

LiveDose · 10-17-2005, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abz

my neighbours never bother me

You lucked out.

J-$ · 10-17-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

Ring the bell, and put a tape over it so it keeps ringing at 3am in the morning. Do this trick every night after they haved fired up the lawnmower at 8am.

P.S. You should first kindly ask before doing this.

thats DOPE...assuming the bell will keep ringing ?
newayz

BAKO · 10-17-2005, 09:02 AM

i would egg the shit out of them everyday

Tofu · 10-17-2005, 09:06 AM

Well, in Vegas, lawns are few and far between. So they find other ways to annoy - like modifying rice rocket exhausts at 8am.

JimmiDean · 10-17-2005, 09:08 AM

You think your neighbor is nut check mine out
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Funbrunette · 10-17-2005, 09:11 AM

Nah, I'm pretty lucky I got good neighbors!

OMG Jim · 10-17-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmiDean

You think your neighbor is nut check mine out
http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?i...ifebucks.c om

Damn bible thumpers!!!

Mind your own damn business !!!

Phoenix · 10-17-2005, 10:21 AM

i got somke shitty neighbours...im going to give them a piss frisbee this winter

DutchTeenCash · 10-17-2005, 10:22 AM

mine WERE like that got up at 3am started doing shit n all but my lawyer took care

shame they dont greet me anymore hehe...

SCORE Ralph · 10-17-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Crank up the bass at 3am Monday morning...

If he's up that early... crank yours up at 10pm, he prob goes to bed early, lol

Screaming · 10-17-2005, 11:04 AM

start blasting loud heavy metal shit at 7 in the morning

casiragi · 10-17-2005, 11:08 AM

i hate neighbors.No matter where I've lived.THey alwasy get in my business even though I do nothing. Next I move I'm going to buy a lot of rats and release all over the place.

Nikki_Licks · 10-17-2005, 11:38 AM

We have nieghbors that love to party untill the crack of dawn. These bastards and their friends had woke us up for the longest time until I decided to change it.
I have two ways to fuck with them and it seemed to work.

I went to a wrecking yard and purchased an airhorn off of a greyhound bus, got a big tank of air. When they wake us with their bullshitup I return the favor around 6 am. We can start construction at 6 am so I let them have the have it with both barrels.
If you don't have the time or dough, then just drop by a marine supply store and purchase a marine distress air horn.
[Pointed directly at their house or bedroom window will get the job done.

OR

I have used my chain saw also. I sit it on top of a metal garbage can with chain hanging over the edge and fire that bad boy up. Remember to keep the rpm's up and running fast. The hollowness of the can is like a big microphone.
[the noise is unbearable and it does get their attention].

We havent had any problems since

MetaMan · 10-17-2005, 11:40 AM

Calgary put in a law this year that i think its 10-10 rule, no noise before 10am and no noise after 10pm.

my neighbours are both a little weird, one family to my right hase the words taped on their window.

"you know we miss you"

and this got put up about a few weeks ago, maybe someone ran away i dunno, but it is might creepy.

axelcat · 10-17-2005, 11:42 AM

neighbors are always gonna bother

stevo · 10-17-2005, 11:45 AM

My neighbor is a cop. If you park on the side of the street and you aren't facing the flow of traffic, he gives you a warning. If you park 3 centimeters too far from the curb, he gives you a warning. If the pizza man comes for 30 seconds for a delivery, and parks not facing the flow of traffic, he even gets owned.

sperbonzo · 10-17-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

We have nieghbors that love to party untill the crack of dawn. These bastards and their friends had woke us up for the longest time until I decided to change it.
I have two ways to fuck with them and it seemed to work.

I went to a wrecking yard and purchased an airhorn off of a greyhound bus, got a big tank of air. When they wake us with their bullshitup I return the favor around 6 am. We can start construction at 6 am so I let them have the have it with both barrels.
If you don't have the time or dough, then just drop by a marine supply store and purchase a marine distress air horn.
[Pointed directly at their house or bedroom window will get the job done.

OR

I have used my chain saw also. I sit it on top of a metal garbage can with chain hanging over the edge and fire that bad boy up. Remember to keep the rpm's up and running fast. The hollowness of the can is like a big microphone.
[the noise is unbearable and it does get their attention].

We havent had any problems since

NICE!!! I'll remember those!

10-17-2005, 08:19 AM	#1
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10-17-2005, 11:08 AM	#16
casiragi Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 62	i hate neighbors.No matter where I've lived.THey alwasy get in my business even though I do nothing. Next I move I'm going to buy a lot of rats and release all over the place.

10-17-2005, 11:38 AM	#17
Nikki_Licks Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Behind The Lens Posts: 6,323	We have nieghbors that love to party untill the crack of dawn. These bastards and their friends had woke us up for the longest time until I decided to change it. I have two ways to fuck with them and it seemed to work. I went to a wrecking yard and purchased an airhorn off of a greyhound bus, got a big tank of air. When they wake us with their bullshitup I return the favor around 6 am. We can start construction at 6 am so I let them have the have it with both barrels. If you don't have the time or dough, then just drop by a marine supply store and purchase a marine distress air horn. [Pointed directly at their house or bedroom window will get the job done. OR I have used my chain saw also. I sit it on top of a metal garbage can with chain hanging over the edge and fire that bad boy up. Remember to keep the rpm's up and running fast. The hollowness of the can is like a big microphone. [the noise is unbearable and it does get their attention]. We havent had any problems since __________________ Amateur Content ICQ: 292 356 077

10-17-2005, 11:40 AM	#18
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Calgary put in a law this year that i think its 10-10 rule, no noise before 10am and no noise after 10pm. my neighbours are both a little weird, one family to my right hase the words taped on their window. "you know we miss you" and this got put up about a few weeks ago, maybe someone ran away i dunno, but it is might creepy.

10-17-2005, 11:42 AM	#19
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	neighbors are always gonna bother

10-17-2005, 11:45 AM	#20
stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	My neighbor is a cop. If you park on the side of the street and you aren't facing the flow of traffic, he gives you a warning. If you park 3 centimeters too far from the curb, he gives you a warning. If the pizza man comes for 30 seconds for a delivery, and parks not facing the flow of traffic, he even gets owned.