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OMG Jim 10-17-2005 08:19 AM

Are your neighbors fucking crazy ??
 
Anyone got neighbors that fire up the lawnmower at 8 am on Saturday morning?

Any ideas on how to " Return the Favor" ? :disgust

abz 10-17-2005 08:20 AM

my neighbours never bother me

Platinumpimp 10-17-2005 08:21 AM

Ring the bell, and put a tape over it so it keeps ringing at 3am in the morning. Do this trick every night after they haved fired up the lawnmower at 8am. :)

P.S. You should first kindly ask before doing this.

LiveDose 10-17-2005 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Jim
Anyone got neighbors that fire up the lawnmower at 8 am on Saturday morning?

Any ideas on how to " Return the Favor" ? :disgust



Crank up the bass at 3am Monday morning... :2 cents:

LiveDose 10-17-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abz
my neighbours never bother me


You lucked out. :thumbsup

J-$ 10-17-2005 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp
Ring the bell, and put a tape over it so it keeps ringing at 3am in the morning. Do this trick every night after they haved fired up the lawnmower at 8am. :)

P.S. You should first kindly ask before doing this.

thats DOPE...assuming the bell will keep ringing ?
newayz

BAKO 10-17-2005 09:02 AM

i would egg the shit out of them everyday

Tofu 10-17-2005 09:06 AM

Well, in Vegas, lawns are few and far between. So they find other ways to annoy - like modifying rice rocket exhausts at 8am.

JimmiDean 10-17-2005 09:08 AM

You think your neighbor is nut check mine out
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Funbrunette 10-17-2005 09:11 AM

Nah, I'm pretty lucky I got good neighbors! :thumbsup

OMG Jim 10-17-2005 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean
You think your neighbor is nut check mine out
http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?i...ifebucks.c om


Damn bible thumpers!!! :action-sm Mind your own damn business !!!

Phoenix 10-17-2005 10:21 AM

i got somke shitty neighbours...im going to give them a piss frisbee this winter

DutchTeenCash 10-17-2005 10:22 AM

mine WERE like that got up at 3am started doing shit n all but my lawyer took care :) shame they dont greet me anymore hehe...

SCORE Ralph 10-17-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
Crank up the bass at 3am Monday morning... :2 cents:

If he's up that early... crank yours up at 10pm, he prob goes to bed early, lol

Screaming 10-17-2005 11:04 AM

start blasting loud heavy metal shit at 7 in the morning

casiragi 10-17-2005 11:08 AM

i hate neighbors.No matter where I've lived.THey alwasy get in my business even though I do nothing. Next I move I'm going to buy a lot of rats and release all over the place.

Nikki_Licks 10-17-2005 11:38 AM

We have nieghbors that love to party untill the crack of dawn. These bastards and their friends had woke us up for the longest time until I decided to change it.
I have two ways to fuck with them and it seemed to work.

I went to a wrecking yard and purchased an airhorn off of a greyhound bus, got a big tank of air. When they wake us with their bullshitup I return the favor around 6 am. We can start construction at 6 am so I let them have the have it with both barrels.
If you don't have the time or dough, then just drop by a marine supply store and purchase a marine distress air horn.
[Pointed directly at their house or bedroom window will get the job done.

OR

I have used my chain saw also. I sit it on top of a metal garbage can with chain hanging over the edge and fire that bad boy up. Remember to keep the rpm's up and running fast. The hollowness of the can is like a big microphone.
[the noise is unbearable and it does get their attention].

We havent had any problems since:)

MetaMan 10-17-2005 11:40 AM

Calgary put in a law this year that i think its 10-10 rule, no noise before 10am and no noise after 10pm.

my neighbours are both a little weird, one family to my right hase the words taped on their window.

"you know we miss you"

and this got put up about a few weeks ago, maybe someone ran away i dunno, but it is might creepy.

axelcat 10-17-2005 11:42 AM

neighbors are always gonna bother

stevo 10-17-2005 11:45 AM

My neighbor is a cop. If you park on the side of the street and you aren't facing the flow of traffic, he gives you a warning. If you park 3 centimeters too far from the curb, he gives you a warning. If the pizza man comes for 30 seconds for a delivery, and parks not facing the flow of traffic, he even gets owned.

sperbonzo 10-17-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks
We have nieghbors that love to party untill the crack of dawn. These bastards and their friends had woke us up for the longest time until I decided to change it.
I have two ways to fuck with them and it seemed to work.

I went to a wrecking yard and purchased an airhorn off of a greyhound bus, got a big tank of air. When they wake us with their bullshitup I return the favor around 6 am. We can start construction at 6 am so I let them have the have it with both barrels.
If you don't have the time or dough, then just drop by a marine supply store and purchase a marine distress air horn.
[Pointed directly at their house or bedroom window will get the job done.

OR

I have used my chain saw also. I sit it on top of a metal garbage can with chain hanging over the edge and fire that bad boy up. Remember to keep the rpm's up and running fast. The hollowness of the can is like a big microphone.
[the noise is unbearable and it does get their attention].

We havent had any problems since:)

NICE!!! I'll remember those! :thumbsup :thumbsup


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