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mk5 · 10-16-2005, 04:11 AM

quality adult design, lowest price you wont believe yourself.

visit my site now!!!

www.above18visualdesigns.com

DutchTeenCash · 10-16-2005, 04:25 AM

MY WORK MAY NOT BE THE BEST BUT I DELIVER QUALITY WORK 100%.

youre kidding right thats the worst slogan Ive ever seen

wdforty · 10-16-2005, 06:30 AM

wow, your site sucks.

jerzeemedia · 10-16-2005, 06:45 AM

Heh, might want to do a few things before advertising:

1. Make your portfolio viewable
2. Make prices available online

You don't want to offer a product online without any proof of substance. You're just basically wasting people's time. A simple header and some wording won't attract people to contact you, it will just push them to a site that actually has their work publically available. The slogan is definitely something I would drop as well. That's like saying "My cars might not have engines, but I'll have them towed to your house."

JM

Mister B · 10-16-2005, 06:55 AM

"I WILL LET YOU KNOW MY LOW PRICE AND SEE MY
PORTFOLIO SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO CONTACT ME. "

should i? you wasted my time

quantum-x · 10-16-2005, 07:52 AM

Just what the industry needs, more designers who work for nothing.
You do realise you ruin it for every single other designer out there who does GOOD work and tries to make a living?

Seriously, i don't get it. Designers are, esentially, THE only thing that will make or break a site. Content obviously counts, but if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there.

IMO, $5,000 - $10,000 for a paysite is not unreasonable. If companies are banking of making hundreds of thousands of dollars - that price tag is morethen acceptable.

Then, we suddenly have guys doing sites for $100. Stupid. Nothing less.

GRRR.

Basic_man · 10-16-2005, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

Just what the industry needs, more designers who work for nothing.
You do realise you ruin it for every single other designer out there who does GOOD work and tries to make a living?

Seriously, i don't get it. Designers are, esentially, THE only thing that will make or break a site. Content obviously counts, but if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there.

IMO, $5,000 - $10,000 for a paysite is not unreasonable. If companies are banking of making hundreds of thousands of dollars - that price tag is morethen acceptable.

Then, we suddenly have guys doing sites for $100. Stupid. Nothing less.

GRRR.

That's so fuckin' right. Cheapass designer hurts on everyone's wallet, and don't talk about outsourcing

mk5 · 10-18-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdforty

wow, your site sucks.

wow my site sucks!!! in 30 minutes after uploading. i have 3 clients already

Downtime · 10-18-2005, 12:47 AM

welcome to GFY!

alan-l · 10-18-2005, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk5

wow my site sucks!!! in 30 minutes after uploading. i have 3 clients already

OK

Vitasoy · 10-18-2005, 01:15 AM

Hello there, welcome to the board

fris · 10-18-2005, 01:15 AM

3 poor people that cant afford a real designer.

reynold · 10-18-2005, 03:27 AM

Your site looks good, goodluck.

tenderobject · 10-18-2005, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk5

wow my site sucks!!! in 30 minutes after uploading. i have 3 clients already

is that a site? wow. only a splash banner.

alias · 10-18-2005, 04:28 AM

worst "design site" ive seen in a while, why even bother?

go bug some photoshop irc channel regulars for tutorials or actually add a modicum of content

wtf is even there? the icq link alone would be more affective

DutchTeenCash · 10-18-2005, 04:33 AM

hmm lemme make a site too

I am a designer pay me

done.

alias · 10-18-2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

hmm lemme make a site too

I am a designer pay me

done.

damn, you are a master of dynamic composition

I can only appropriate this to the work of impressionist masters.. .

suicidemessiah · 10-18-2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

Just what the industry needs, more designers who work for nothing.
You do realise you ruin it for every single other designer out there who does GOOD work and tries to make a living?

Seriously, i don't get it. Designers are, esentially, THE only thing that will make or break a site. Content obviously counts, but if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there.

IMO, $5,000 - $10,000 for a paysite is not unreasonable. If companies are banking of making hundreds of thousands of dollars - that price tag is morethen acceptable.

Then, we suddenly have guys doing sites for $100. Stupid. Nothing less.

GRRR.

so true... so fucking true

GFX Wiz · 10-18-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

worst "design site" ive seen in a while, why even bother?...

Mine's worse...but I am not soliciting for work:

http://www.advancedperformancegfx.com/

dtoolbox · 10-18-2005, 12:52 PM

i know this guy ... he's a kickass designer / a gallery factory ... maybe this is the reason why end up such a splash in his page.

mk5 · 10-18-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

3 poor people that cant afford a real designer.

AND WHO ARE YOU? A SELF PROCLAIMED DESIGNER.

Platinumpimp · 10-18-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk5

AND WHO ARE YOU? A SELF PROCLAIMED DESIGNER.

He's not a designer.

tenderobject · 10-18-2005, 01:07 PM

he is fris

aztecvision · 10-18-2005, 01:09 PM

I WILL LET YOU KNOW MY LOW PRICE AND SEE MY
PORTFOLIO SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO CONTACT ME.

Just post your portfolio moron

sicone · 10-18-2005, 01:14 PM

You should consider hiring someone to re-design the site for you. There are a few designers around here.

thediablo · 10-18-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum

"Designers are, THE only thing that will make or break a site. if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there."

"more designers who work for nothing"

Welcome to the board! mk5

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtoolbox

"he's a kickass designer / a gallery factory ... maybe this is the reason why end up such a splash in his page."

So because he is a kickass designer he has a shitty ass splash page?

it's like templatemonster, cheap designs (50bucks). the client surfs a lil and likes those designs and buys them, bang 1 client less.

Now, some guy who thinks he can design comes in here, spam the shit in the forum... he gets 3 people to design some shit... bang 3 less... when we could get $2k(example) from each, this fucker will only get $2 cents... and let's not go to the outsourcing companies :P

The thing is work speaks for itself... so if he gets some clients, they prolly are like that splash page he has... or... want some designer whores (10000 shit banners for $2cents)

Until those clients hes getting release that... cheap cost more in the long term...
bye bye to those 3 clients :D

benthompson · 10-18-2005, 01:29 PM

why can I not click anywhere on that design?

alan-l · 10-18-2005, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

You should consider hiring someone to re-design the site for you. There are a few designers around here.

that was mean

alan-l · 10-18-2005, 01:31 PM

btw, why the only ones vouching for him or saying "nice site" or whatever are philipinos? bah, maybe for their work standards this guy placing a banner in a page made a masterpiece

tenderobject · 10-18-2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l

btw, why the only ones vouching for him or saying "nice site" or whatever are philipinos? bah, maybe for their work standards this guy placing a banner in a page made a masterpiece

FILIPINOS not philipinos. pinoy here

big_fucking_blast · 10-18-2005, 02:49 PM

"quality adult design, lowest price you wont believe yourself"

NEED RE-DESIGN?... CONTACT ME!

Young · 10-18-2005, 02:52 PM

Another kid with a bootleg copy of Photoshop who thinks he can now be a designer.

Yay.

zzz zzz zzz

NickPapageorgio · 10-18-2005, 02:55 PM

I here taco bell is looking for tortilla warmers right now. Get in while there are still some openings kid.

sicone · 10-18-2005, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l

that was mean

From time to time people say I'm a ass

10-16-2005, 04:11 AM	#1
mk5 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3	new designer in town!!! quality adult design, lowest price you wont believe yourself. visit my site now!!! www.above18visualdesigns.com

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