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mk5 10-16-2005 04:11 AM

new designer in town!!!
 
quality adult design, lowest price you wont believe yourself.

visit my site now!!!

www.above18visualdesigns.com

:thumbsup

DutchTeenCash 10-16-2005 04:25 AM

MY WORK MAY NOT BE THE BEST BUT I DELIVER QUALITY WORK 100%.

youre kidding right thats the worst slogan Ive ever seen

wdforty 10-16-2005 06:30 AM

wow, your site sucks.

jerzeemedia 10-16-2005 06:45 AM

Heh, might want to do a few things before advertising:

1. Make your portfolio viewable
2. Make prices available online

You don't want to offer a product online without any proof of substance. You're just basically wasting people's time. A simple header and some wording won't attract people to contact you, it will just push them to a site that actually has their work publically available. The slogan is definitely something I would drop as well. That's like saying "My cars might not have engines, but I'll have them towed to your house."

:2 cents:

JM

Mister B 10-16-2005 06:55 AM

"I WILL LET YOU KNOW MY LOW PRICE AND SEE MY
PORTFOLIO SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO CONTACT ME. "

should i? you wasted my time

quantum-x 10-16-2005 07:52 AM

Just what the industry needs, more designers who work for nothing.
You do realise you ruin it for every single other designer out there who does GOOD work and tries to make a living?

Seriously, i don't get it. Designers are, esentially, THE only thing that will make or break a site. Content obviously counts, but if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there.

IMO, $5,000 - $10,000 for a paysite is not unreasonable. If companies are banking of making hundreds of thousands of dollars - that price tag is morethen acceptable.

Then, we suddenly have guys doing sites for $100. Stupid. Nothing less.

GRRR.

Basic_man 10-16-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x
Just what the industry needs, more designers who work for nothing.
You do realise you ruin it for every single other designer out there who does GOOD work and tries to make a living?

Seriously, i don't get it. Designers are, esentially, THE only thing that will make or break a site. Content obviously counts, but if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there.

IMO, $5,000 - $10,000 for a paysite is not unreasonable. If companies are banking of making hundreds of thousands of dollars - that price tag is morethen acceptable.

Then, we suddenly have guys doing sites for $100. Stupid. Nothing less.

GRRR.


That's so fuckin' right. Cheapass designer hurts on everyone's wallet, and don't talk about outsourcing :(

mk5 10-18-2005 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdforty
wow, your site sucks.


wow my site sucks!!! in 30 minutes after uploading. i have 3 clients already :winkwink: :pimp

Downtime 10-18-2005 12:47 AM

welcome to GFY!

alan-l 10-18-2005 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk5
wow my site sucks!!! in 30 minutes after uploading. i have 3 clients already :winkwink: :pimp

OK :thumbsup













































































:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 10-18-2005 01:15 AM

Hello there, welcome to the board

fris 10-18-2005 01:15 AM

3 poor people that cant afford a real designer.

reynold 10-18-2005 03:27 AM

Your site looks good, goodluck.

tenderobject 10-18-2005 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk5
wow my site sucks!!! in 30 minutes after uploading. i have 3 clients already :winkwink: :pimp


is that a site? wow. only a splash banner. :helpme

alias 10-18-2005 04:28 AM

worst "design site" ive seen in a while, why even bother?

go bug some photoshop irc channel regulars for tutorials or actually add a modicum of content

wtf is even there? the icq link alone would be more affective

:2 cents:

DutchTeenCash 10-18-2005 04:33 AM

hmm lemme make a site too


I am a designer pay me :)


done.

alias 10-18-2005 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
hmm lemme make a site too


I am a designer pay me :)


done.


damn, you are a master of dynamic composition

I can only appropriate this to the work of impressionist masters.. .

suicidemessiah 10-18-2005 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x
Just what the industry needs, more designers who work for nothing.
You do realise you ruin it for every single other designer out there who does GOOD work and tries to make a living?

Seriously, i don't get it. Designers are, esentially, THE only thing that will make or break a site. Content obviously counts, but if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there.

IMO, $5,000 - $10,000 for a paysite is not unreasonable. If companies are banking of making hundreds of thousands of dollars - that price tag is morethen acceptable.

Then, we suddenly have guys doing sites for $100. Stupid. Nothing less.

GRRR.




so true... so fucking true :)

GFX Wiz 10-18-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias
worst "design site" ive seen in a while, why even bother?...

Mine's worse...but I am not soliciting for work:

http://www.advancedperformancegfx.com/

dtoolbox 10-18-2005 12:52 PM

i know this guy ... he's a kickass designer / a gallery factory ... maybe this is the reason why end up such a splash in his page.

mk5 10-18-2005 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
3 poor people that cant afford a real designer.


AND WHO ARE YOU? A SELF PROCLAIMED DESIGNER.

Platinumpimp 10-18-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mk5
AND WHO ARE YOU? A SELF PROCLAIMED DESIGNER.

He's not a designer.

tenderobject 10-18-2005 01:07 PM

he is fris

aztecvision 10-18-2005 01:09 PM

I WILL LET YOU KNOW MY LOW PRICE AND SEE MY
PORTFOLIO SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO CONTACT ME.


Just post your portfolio moron :2 cents:

sicone 10-18-2005 01:14 PM

You should consider hiring someone to re-design the site for you. There are a few designers around here.

thediablo 10-18-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum
"Designers are, THE only thing that will make or break a site. if the design sucks, the surfer won't get there."

"more designers who work for nothing"

Welcome to the board! mk5

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtoolbox
"he's a kickass designer / a gallery factory ... maybe this is the reason why end up such a splash in his page."

So because he is a kickass designer he has a shitty ass splash page?

it's like templatemonster, cheap designs (50bucks). the client surfs a lil and likes those designs and buys them, bang 1 client less.

Now, some guy who thinks he can design comes in here, spam the shit in the forum... he gets 3 people to design some shit... bang 3 less... when we could get $2k(example) from each, this fucker will only get $2 cents... and let's not go to the outsourcing companies :P

The thing is work speaks for itself... so if he gets some clients, they prolly are like that splash page he has... or... want some designer whores (10000 shit banners for $2cents)

Until those clients hes getting release that... cheap cost more in the long term...
bye bye to those 3 clients :D

:thumbsup :thumbsup

benthompson 10-18-2005 01:29 PM

why can I not click anywhere on that design?

alan-l 10-18-2005 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
You should consider hiring someone to re-design the site for you. There are a few designers around here.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that was mean

alan-l 10-18-2005 01:31 PM

btw, why the only ones vouching for him or saying "nice site" or whatever are philipinos? bah, maybe for their work standards this guy placing a banner in a page made a masterpiece :1orglaugh

tenderobject 10-18-2005 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l
btw, why the only ones vouching for him or saying "nice site" or whatever are philipinos? bah, maybe for their work standards this guy placing a banner in a page made a masterpiece :1orglaugh


FILIPINOS not philipinos. pinoy here :upsidedow

big_fucking_blast 10-18-2005 02:49 PM

I Can Help You,
 
"quality adult design, lowest price you wont believe yourself"

NEED RE-DESIGN?... CONTACT ME! :thumbsup

Young 10-18-2005 02:52 PM

Another kid with a bootleg copy of Photoshop who thinks he can now be a designer.

Yay.

zzz zzz zzz

NickPapageorgio 10-18-2005 02:55 PM

I here taco bell is looking for tortilla warmers right now. Get in while there are still some openings kid.

sicone 10-18-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alan-l
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that was mean

From time to time people say I'm a ass :pimp


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