Heh, might want to do a few things before advertising:
1. Make your portfolio viewable
2. Make prices available online
You don't want to offer a product online without any proof of substance. You're just basically wasting people's time. A simple header and some wording won't attract people to contact you, it will just push them to a site that actually has their work publically available. The slogan is definitely something I would drop as well. That's like saying "My cars might not have engines, but I'll have them towed to your house."
JM