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2HousePlague · 10-15-2005, 04:42 AM

We're all holed-up here on GFY, instead of out with the rest of the kids in the school yard, because sex is "bad", right? We (our species) made this bed, and we're lying in it. Done. Because sex can lead to pregnancy, and because (uncalculated) pregnancy can throw a monkey wrench into asset transfer, folks had to come up with a way to keep sex in check -- enter, Shame. Done. But, shame by itself couldn't do the trick, especially once we got savvy enough to come up with contraceptive methods. Hmmmmm --

STD's conveniently add FEAR to shame, but this only works because we have enough science to make the connection between fucking and disease, and -- recently -- between fucking and death. Hmmmm --

Either the conspiracy nuts are right and "government" (or whoever) created AIDS to pick up the slack on shame, or...

God did it, or...

Evolution is slapping us on the wrist for being too promiscuous. I'm thinking sex with monkeys is well enough across The Line to support either scenario.

Society is at odds with porn because they think we contribute an attitude of looseness towards the shame-based Rules that had been keeping things in check. Even though you might say porn is for whacking off, which is one less load that didn't make it's way home to roost in Debbie's uterus, you gotta admit having all these pictures of fucking all over the place makes it harder to enforce the taboo.

STD's have become more aggressive pathologically, and society has escalated the stigma. So, who did we piss off -- God, Evolution or the Conservative Establishment?

2hp

Tat2Jr · 10-15-2005, 05:16 AM

Don't knock sex with monkeys till you've tried it!

Platinumpimp · 10-15-2005, 05:25 AM

Man God is one perverted fuck with all these disasters and diseases around lately.

galleryseek · 10-15-2005, 05:39 AM

think about it.. you're ramming a part of your body into a literal hole in another persons body. seems only logical that there be potential consequences.

Raven · 10-15-2005, 05:49 AM

It does put a damper on those lovely one nighters, doesn't it?

Manowar · 10-15-2005, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

think about it.. you're ramming a part of your body into a literal hole in another persons body. seems only logical that there be potential consequences.

now i think about it like that, yeah

2HousePlague · 10-15-2005, 06:45 AM

WTF is the message? Jeez! We've gone down an alley, that's fer sure --

-- all I feel like doing is dancing with my dick in my hand (where it's safe) --

2hp

Paul Waters · 10-15-2005, 07:36 AM

Jerry Falwell prayed for STD's

It is all his fault.

2HousePlague · 10-15-2005, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters

Jerry Falwell prayed for STD's

It is all his fault.

I bet it went a little something like this:

"Dear Lord, please forgive me your humble servant... I am a sinner of the very worst category. In spite of her protests, I have insisted in penetrating the anus of my lovely wife Macel, repeatedly this week, four times on Friday, once early Sunday morning and then twice more before breakfast today. Lord... I would never presume to tell you your business, but perhaps it's time for a more unequivocal consequence for fornicators, homosexuals and other sodomites. I know it would surely help me, Lord, if say... for example, there were... I dunno... the risk of death..." --

Ah, but Jerry doesn't me to make up quotes for him. He's done pretty well, all by himself. Here's one from the Greatest Hits Album:

From September 13th, 2001 (on the 700 Club)

"What we saw on Tuesday, as terrible as it is, could be minuscule if in fact God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve. The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this. And I know that I'll hear from them on this. But throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way?all of them who have tried to secularize America?I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen!' " --

2hp

DWB · 10-15-2005, 02:03 PM

If there is a God, he is a big fucking prick with a bad attitude.

Paul Waters · 10-15-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

If there is a God, he is a big fucking prick with a bad attitude.

There are no gods.

But people who believe that there are, are sure fecking things up.

10-15-2005, 04:42 AM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	STD's -- Cruel Joke from God? We're all holed-up here on GFY, instead of out with the rest of the kids in the school yard, because sex is "bad", right? We (our species) made this bed, and we're lying in it. Done. Because sex can lead to pregnancy, and because (uncalculated) pregnancy can throw a monkey wrench into asset transfer, folks had to come up with a way to keep sex in check -- enter, Shame. Done. But, shame by itself couldn't do the trick, especially once we got savvy enough to come up with contraceptive methods. Hmmmmm -- STD's conveniently add FEAR to shame, but this only works because we have enough science to make the connection between fucking and disease, and -- recently -- between fucking and death. Hmmmm -- Either the conspiracy nuts are right and "government" (or whoever) created AIDS to pick up the slack on shame, or... God did it, or... Evolution is slapping us on the wrist for being too promiscuous. I'm thinking sex with monkeys is well enough across The Line to support either scenario. Society is at odds with porn because they think we contribute an attitude of looseness towards the shame-based Rules that had been keeping things in check. Even though you might say porn is for whacking off, which is one less load that didn't make it's way home to roost in Debbie's uterus, you gotta admit having all these pictures of fucking all over the place makes it harder to enforce the taboo. STD's have become more aggressive pathologically, and society has escalated the stigma. So, who did we piss off -- God, Evolution or the Conservative Establishment? 2hp __________________ tada!

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2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	WTF is the message? Jeez! We've gone down an alley, that's fer sure -- -- all I feel like doing is dancing with my dick in my hand (where it's safe) -- 2hp __________________ tada!

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