Quote:
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Originally Posted by Paul Waters
Jerry Falwell prayed for STD's
It is all his fault.
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I bet it went a little something like this:
"Dear Lord, please forgive me your humble servant... I am a sinner of the very worst category. In spite of her protests, I have insisted in penetrating the anus of my lovely wife Macel, repeatedly this week, four times on Friday, once early Sunday morning and then twice more before breakfast today. Lord... I would never presume to tell you your business, but perhaps it's time for a more unequivocal consequence for fornicators, homosexuals and other sodomites. I know it would surely help me, Lord, if say... for example, there were... I dunno... the risk of death..." --
Ah, but Jerry doesn't me to make up quotes for him. He's done pretty well, all by himself. Here's one from the Greatest Hits Album:
From
September 13th, 2001 (on the 700 Club)
"What we saw on Tuesday, as terrible as it is, could be minuscule if in fact God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve. The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this. And I know that I'll hear from them on this. But throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way?all of them who have tried to secularize America?I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen!' " --
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