HOLY FUCKING PAIN! I got my dick stuck in my zipper! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 10-12-2005, 03:11 PM

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!

So I'm taking a piss and the phone starts ringing. I'm expecting an important phone call so I rush to finish and in my haste, zipped my dick up into my zipper. And I got the zipper all the way to the top! I never thought this would happen to me!

It was just a small tuck of skin near the base and not the entire unit. I did the "Something About Mary" 1-2-3 UNZIP! HOLY SHIT, it's still throbbing!

And to top it off, it wasn't even the phone call that I was expecting!

Fresh · 10-12-2005, 03:12 PM

ouch

budz · 10-12-2005, 03:13 PM

yes, I did that when I was waaaaaay young

I'll never forget the pain, lol.

cranki · 10-12-2005, 03:16 PM

Had that happen to me one or two times when I was younger... hurts like shit

galleryseek · 10-12-2005, 03:16 PM

uhh.. how the FUCK would you be able to FULLY zip the zipper with your dick in the way? i feel sorry for you man, your dick must be unusually small.

nofx · 10-12-2005, 03:17 PM

way to go dumb fuck

MadCat · 10-12-2005, 03:17 PM

oh man, i know

ain't that a bitch?

wdsguy · 10-12-2005, 03:21 PM

oh man that sucks.

Rob · 10-12-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

uhh.. how the FUCK would you be able to FULLY zip the zipper with your dick in the way? i feel sorry for you man, your dick must be unusually small.

It wasn't my entire cock!

It was just a small bit of skin so the zipper pinched it and it fucking hurts! It's bleeding a bit but nothing serious.

wallst · 10-12-2005, 03:23 PM

its like the T-shirt...shit happens.

Marcus Aurelius · 10-12-2005, 03:24 PM

Beans And Franks Beans And Franks!!

lagwagon · 10-12-2005, 03:30 PM

hahah i done that before and it hurts like a mofo. lol

Rob · 10-12-2005, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq

Beans And Franks Beans And Franks!!

Lol, dyslexic much?

It's "Franks and Beans".

StuartD · 10-12-2005, 03:35 PM

that's why you should wear underwear

reynold · 10-12-2005, 07:40 PM

Looks like a bad sign for you to push through any business transaction man.

Spunky · 10-12-2005, 07:42 PM

I did that once and it brought me to my knees..

Hornydog4cooter · 10-12-2005, 07:55 PM

Here is m zipper horror story:

I was at Derby Lane takin a piss and they annouced 1 minute to post time. I zipped up real quick and caught my head in the zipper. I cound not get it out so i pulled my shirt out and went to the window to place my bet. Well damn race was close and i hit the trifecta but i forgot about my zipper issue and jump and that zipper grabbed more. Brought me to my knees crying and i had to drive my self to the hospital to to get it out.

So when i went to check in they asked why i was there. Well i didnt know what to say so i just lifted my shirt and showed him. He left and went in back and i heard them laughing. So nurse comes in and nums me up with some cream stuff on my crotch. Then docotor comes in with a bunch oif interns. So now i am sitting there with my dick stuck in my zipper and 9 people lookin at me. He quickly yanked that zipper down and i screamed out like a little bitch.

Now till this day i must say i am very careful when i zip up

HorseShit · 10-12-2005, 08:00 PM

that is one of my worst nightmares by far

MikeyFingaz · 10-12-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz

yes, I did that when I was waaaaaay young

I'll never forget the pain, lol.

lol, me too. i was 5. i did it after going to take a pee. when it happened i screamed like i had been shot. my mom, aunt, and uncle all came running into the bathroom. i just caught the tip of the head in the zipper. my uncle had to get a pair of pliers and yank the zipper down real quick to get it out........... to this day i am careful when zipping up my pants..........> knocks on wood for continuing good luck,lol.

elitetec · 10-12-2005, 08:04 PM

take a pic lmao

Vitasoy · 10-13-2005, 12:36 AM

I know the feeling.. happened to me a while bacl

reynold · 10-13-2005, 12:59 AM

that zipper story reminds me of one of the scenes in the movie "there is something about mary".

Pretty_Lara · 10-13-2005, 01:33 AM

you made circumcision with your own hands... it must be very hurt...

Morgan · 10-13-2005, 01:38 AM

telemarketer?? ooooh that would piss me off.

ChrisExtreme · 10-13-2005, 01:40 AM

I did it once and will never ever be in a rush to zip up again.

Grizzy · 10-13-2005, 02:51 AM

this thread is useless without pics...

Quagmire · 10-13-2005, 06:36 AM

I thought all adult webmasters wore jogging pants.

Sorry to hear about your malfunction with your junk. God willing I will never experience it myself.

gangbangjoe · 10-13-2005, 06:42 AM

ouch

eight chars

Ace-wtf · 10-13-2005, 06:45 AM

did you see this film

it hurt

the text under says:

This image has been altered to spare those who have
never zipped up their "Franck and Beans"

Marcus Aurelius · 10-13-2005, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

Lol, dyslexic much?

It's "Franks and Beans".

heheh. been so long since I have seen that movie sorry for the mixup.

Danny_C · 10-13-2005, 07:19 AM

Happened to me when I was about 3, and I can still feel the pain when I think about it.

seeric · 10-13-2005, 07:20 AM

i did that at a baseball game once trying to catch the 7th inning stretch.

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u-Bob · 10-13-2005, 07:24 AM

reading this thread made me feel it

Rinaldo · 10-13-2005, 07:26 AM

Had that happen, a girlfriend of my best friend head i had a large penis, and said she wanted to see it. For months any time i was pissing she's rush to try and see it.
(it's not big so stop now)
But one time she actually caught me by surprise at a park. I was pissing and suddenly she jumped me, I was so embarrassed I zipped up fast and fuck me... I caught my skin... I had to ask her to help me get it out... so I defeated the entire purpose. I should have just shown her my penis the first time and I'd have avoided the whole ordeal.

I cried... it's that painful

wildgirl · 10-13-2005, 07:28 AM

omg that really hurts!

klinton · 10-13-2005, 07:44 AM

heh, indeed it hurts

nico-t · 10-13-2005, 07:55 AM

buy button fly pants!

pawsregd · 10-13-2005, 08:43 AM

Man I hate it when that happens

Forest · 10-13-2005, 08:49 AM

thats the exact reason i wear 501's

no zipper

Honez · 10-13-2005, 08:53 AM

I am so glad I am a chick.

StatsJunky · 10-13-2005, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

thats the exact reason i wear 501's

no zipper

Exactly.

The ones that don't quite hurt but are extremely scary are when you get a pube caught in the zipper and it rips it out *OUCH*. Not so much the pain, but you thank your stars it wasn't the flesh!

Morgan · 10-13-2005, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I am so glad I am a chick.

you could say that, but even w/out a dick caught in a zipper, you'll still bleed.

WebairGerard · 10-13-2005, 10:34 AM

OMG that sucks!!! My father did that once and we had to take him to the hospital. Just like something about mary!!

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