HOLY FUCKING PAIN! I got my dick stuck in my zipper!
 

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!

So I'm taking a piss and the phone starts ringing. I'm expecting an important phone call so I rush to finish and in my haste, zipped my dick up into my zipper. And I got the zipper all the way to the top! I never thought this would happen to me!

It was just a small tuck of skin near the base and not the entire unit. I did the "Something About Mary" 1-2-3 UNZIP! HOLY SHIT, it's still throbbing!

And to top it off, it wasn't even the phone call that I was expecting! :mad:

ouch :helpme

yes, I did that when I was waaaaaay young

I'll never forget the pain, lol.

Had that happen to me one or two times when I was younger... hurts like shit

uhh.. how the FUCK would you be able to FULLY zip the zipper with your dick in the way? i feel sorry for you man, your dick must be unusually small.

way to go dumb fuck

oh man, i know

ain't that a bitch? :(

oh man that sucks.

It wasn't my entire cock! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It was just a small bit of skin so the zipper pinched it and it fucking hurts! It's bleeding a bit but nothing serious.

its like the T-shirt...shit happens.

Beans And Franks Beans And Franks!!

hahah i done that before and it hurts like a mofo. lol

Lol, dyslexic much? :winkwink:

It's "Franks and Beans". :thumbsup

that's why you should wear underwear :winkwink:

Looks like a bad sign for you to push through any business transaction man. :)

I did that once and it brought me to my knees.. :(

Here is m zipper horror story:


I was at Derby Lane takin a piss and they annouced 1 minute to post time. I zipped up real quick and caught my head in the zipper. I cound not get it out so i pulled my shirt out and went to the window to place my bet. Well damn race was close and i hit the trifecta but i forgot about my zipper issue and jump and that zipper grabbed more. Brought me to my knees crying and i had to drive my self to the hospital to to get it out.


So when i went to check in they asked why i was there. Well i didnt know what to say so i just lifted my shirt and showed him. He left and went in back and i heard them laughing. So nurse comes in and nums me up with some cream stuff on my crotch. Then docotor comes in with a bunch oif interns. So now i am sitting there with my dick stuck in my zipper and 9 people lookin at me. He quickly yanked that zipper down and i screamed out like a little bitch.

Now till this day i must say i am very careful when i zip up :1orglaugh

that is one of my worst nightmares by far

lol, me too. i was 5. i did it after going to take a pee. when it happened i screamed like i had been shot. my mom, aunt, and uncle all came running into the bathroom. i just caught the tip of the head in the zipper. my uncle had to get a pair of pliers and yank the zipper down real quick to get it out........... to this day i am careful when zipping up my pants..........> knocks on wood for continuing good luck,lol.

take a pic lmao

I know the feeling.. happened to me a while bacl :(

that zipper story reminds me of one of the scenes in the movie "there is something about mary".

you made circumcision with your own hands... it must be very hurt...

telemarketer?? ooooh that would piss me off.

I did it once and will never ever be in a rush to zip up again.

this thread is useless without pics...

I thought all adult webmasters wore jogging pants.

Sorry to hear about your malfunction with your junk. God willing I will never experience it myself.

ouch

eight chars

did you see this film

it hurt
http://www.aboutmary.com/production/...sandfranks.gif
the text under says:

This image has been altered to spare those who have
never zipped up their "Franck and Beans"

heheh. been so long since I have seen that movie sorry for the mixup. :)

Happened to me when I was about 3, and I can still feel the pain when I think about it.

i did that at a baseball game once trying to catch the 7th inning stretch. :( ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reading this thread made me feel it :(

Had that happen, a girlfriend of my best friend head i had a large penis, and said she wanted to see it. For months any time i was pissing she's rush to try and see it.
(it's not big so stop now)
But one time she actually caught me by surprise at a park. I was pissing and suddenly she jumped me, I was so embarrassed I zipped up fast and fuck me... I caught my skin... I had to ask her to help me get it out... so I defeated the entire purpose. I should have just shown her my penis the first time and I'd have avoided the whole ordeal.

I cried... it's that painful

omg that really hurts!

heh, indeed it hurts :)

buy button fly pants!

Man I hate it when that happens

thats the exact reason i wear 501's

no zipper

:thumbsup

I am so glad I am a chick. :girl

Exactly.

The ones that don't quite hurt but are extremely scary are when you get a pube caught in the zipper and it rips it out *OUCH*. Not so much the pain, but you thank your stars it wasn't the flesh!

you could say that, but even w/out a dick caught in a zipper, you'll still bleed. :winkwink:

OMG that sucks!!! My father did that once and we had to take him to the hospital. Just like something about mary!! :helpme