HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!
So I'm taking a piss and the phone starts ringing. I'm expecting an important phone call so I rush to finish and in my haste, zipped my dick up into my zipper. And I got the zipper all the way to the top! I never thought this would happen to me!
It was just a small tuck of skin near the base and not the entire unit. I did the "Something About Mary" 1-2-3 UNZIP! HOLY SHIT, it's still throbbing!
And to top it off, it wasn't even the phone call that I was expecting!
