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Old 10-13-2005, 12:49 AM   #1
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It is time to make penance my children.

I will be the first to go

Once I am finished repeat after me


Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been 3 hours since my last confession. And these are my sins.

First I forgot to use ky with my last man whore. For this I am sorry.

Second I didn't use a condom, will thy blessed lord forgive me?


O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee. I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishments, but most of all because they have offended Thee, my God, who art all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen


Thank you father.

Amen.
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:50 AM   #2
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:51 AM   #3
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shush with yer religious jibber jabber

Jesus, am I going to heaven ?
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:51 AM   #4
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shush with yer religious jibber jabber

Jesus, am I going to heaven ?

Have you opened your heart to the lord?
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:53 AM   #5
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Have you opened your heart to the lord?
no, my heart is reserved for Satan
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:14 AM   #6
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:05 AM   #7
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shush with yer religious jibber jabber

Jesus, am I going to heaven ?
If you will, I don't think you'd still enjoy it there anyway.
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:48 AM   #8
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Ummmmmm you best be takin out that link in your sig you fucking pos troll....
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:49 AM   #9
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:50 AM   #10
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