It is time to make penance my children.
 

I will be the first to go

Once I am finished repeat after me


Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been 3 hours since my last confession. And these are my sins.

First I forgot to use ky with my last man whore. For this I am sorry.

Second I didn't use a condom, will thy blessed lord forgive me?


O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee. I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishments, but most of all because they have offended Thee, my God, who art all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen


Thank you father.

Amen.

I gave at the office.

shush with yer religious jibber jabber

Jesus, am I going to heaven ?

Have you opened your heart to the lord?

no, my heart is reserved for Satan

:Oh crap

If you will, I don't think you'd still enjoy it there anyway.

Ummmmmm you best be takin out that link in your sig you fucking pos troll....

Lolllllllllllll

Please...
Don't eat the daisies
don't eat the daisies...

:upsidedow