It is time to make penance my children.

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  • Fisting_Jesus
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 11
    #1

    It is time to make penance my children.

    I will be the first to go

    Once I am finished repeat after me


    Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been 3 hours since my last confession. And these are my sins.

    First I forgot to use ky with my last man whore. For this I am sorry.

    Second I didn't use a condom, will thy blessed lord forgive me?


    O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee. I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishments, but most of all because they have offended Thee, my God, who art all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to avoid the near occasion of sin. Amen


    Thank you father.

    Amen.
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    • LiveDose
      Show Yer Tits!
      • Feb 2002
      • 25792
      #2
      I gave at the office.

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        • nofx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16826
          #3
          shush with yer religious jibber jabber

          Jesus, am I going to heaven ?

          Often times I wonder why
          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
          When sickness comes I must decide:
          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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            • Fisting_Jesus
              Registered User
              • Oct 2005
              • 11
              #4
              Originally posted by nofx
              shush with yer religious jibber jabber

              Jesus, am I going to heaven ?

              Have you opened your heart to the lord?
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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Fisting_Jesus
                  Have you opened your heart to the lord?
                  no, my heart is reserved for Satan

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94741
                      #6
                      Originally posted by nofx
                      no, my heart is reserved for Satan

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271
                          #7
                          Originally posted by nofx
                          shush with yer religious jibber jabber

                          Jesus, am I going to heaven ?
                          If you will, I don't think you'd still enjoy it there anyway.

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                            • Headless
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 26727
                              #8
                              Ummmmmm you best be takin out that link in your sig you fucking pos troll....

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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  Lolllllllllllll

                                  Often times I wonder why
                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • mardigras
                                      Bon temps!
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 14194
                                      #10
                                      Please...
                                      Don't eat the daisies
                                      don't eat the daisies...

                                      .

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