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Jimbo · 10-12-2005, 07:13 AM

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

TheLegacy · 10-12-2005, 07:18 AM

but the other side is that if I dont get excessive Masturbation - I and mr. bigglesworth get upset - and if mr bigglesworth gets upset... PEOPLE DIE !!!

HarrytheNazi · 10-12-2005, 07:27 AM

......mmmm ok

WebairGerard · 10-12-2005, 07:27 AM

now at least I know what the hell is wrong with me!

u-Bob · 10-12-2005, 07:34 AM

"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

justsexxx · 10-12-2005, 07:35 AM

Premature Ejaculation ----> Lol they are wrong

psili · 10-12-2005, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

I thought he killed kittens when you masturbated; the innocent puppies were killed for picking the nose ?

Funbrunette · 10-12-2005, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

OMG that's awful....lol

Dalai lama · 10-12-2005, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

It's sad but true

Jimbo · 10-12-2005, 07:47 AM

but jesus is dead

Rinaldo · 10-12-2005, 07:56 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth ROFL

TNALee · 10-12-2005, 08:05 AM

I always wondered , why wouldnt sex cause the same affects? I mean its the same motion and end state if you think about it.

jakal · 10-12-2005, 08:11 AM

I don't care, masturbating rock's

pink_in_the_middle · 10-12-2005, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNALee

I always wondered , why wouldnt sex cause the same affects? I mean its the same motion and end state if you think about it.

Are you comparing having sex to masterbating?...think about that for a sec lol

Dalai lama · 10-12-2005, 08:42 AM

Btw. I'll stop masturbating now

freesexxwebsite · 10-12-2005, 08:47 AM

geesh i am masturbating daily

Jimbo · 10-12-2005, 09:02 AM

daily? is that once a day or 6 times a day?

adonthenet · 10-12-2005, 09:03 AM

Oh i better go and masturbate myself right now!

sounds fun...

NoCarrier · 10-12-2005, 09:04 AM

loverboy · 10-12-2005, 09:33 AM

good you reminded me, i haven't masterbated for a while now lol

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Jimbo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,989	Masturbation is bad! Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. The side effects of such changes to the body include: Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time Lower back pain Stress / Anxiety Thinning hair / Hair Loss Soft / Weak Erection Premature Ejaculation Eye floaters or fuzzy vision Groin / Testicular Pain Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse. __________________ free sex videos

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