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Jimbo 10-12-2005 07:13 AM

Masturbation is bad!
 
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Stress / Anxiety
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

TheLegacy 10-12-2005 07:18 AM

but the other side is that if I dont get excessive Masturbation - I and mr. bigglesworth get upset - and if mr bigglesworth gets upset... PEOPLE DIE !!!


http://www.datasync.com/~jrocker/pic...gglesworth.jpg

HarrytheNazi 10-12-2005 07:27 AM

......mmmm ok

WebairGerard 10-12-2005 07:27 AM

now at least I know what the hell is wrong with me! :)

u-Bob 10-12-2005 07:34 AM

"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

justsexxx 10-12-2005 07:35 AM

Premature Ejaculation ----> Lol they are wrong

psili 10-12-2005 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

I thought he killed kittens when you masturbated; the innocent puppies were killed for picking the nose ?

Funbrunette 10-12-2005 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

OMG that's awful....lol

Dalai lama 10-12-2005 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
"every time you masturbate, jesus kills a puppy!"

It's sad but true :(

Jimbo 10-12-2005 07:47 AM

but jesus is dead :(

Rinaldo 10-12-2005 07:56 AM

Mr. Bigglesworth ROFL

TNALee 10-12-2005 08:05 AM

I always wondered , why wouldnt sex cause the same affects? I mean its the same motion and end state if you think about it.

jakal 10-12-2005 08:11 AM

I don't care, masturbating rock's

pink_in_the_middle 10-12-2005 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNALee
I always wondered , why wouldnt sex cause the same affects? I mean its the same motion and end state if you think about it.

Are you comparing having sex to masterbating?...think about that for a sec lol

Dalai lama 10-12-2005 08:42 AM

Btw. I'll stop masturbating now :)

freesexxwebsite 10-12-2005 08:47 AM

geesh i am masturbating daily

Jimbo 10-12-2005 09:02 AM

daily? is that once a day or 6 times a day?

adonthenet 10-12-2005 09:03 AM

Oh i better go and masturbate myself right now! :)sounds fun...

NoCarrier 10-12-2005 09:04 AM

http://porn-sex-list.com/everytime.jpg

loverboy 10-12-2005 09:33 AM

good you reminded me, i haven't masterbated for a while now lol

:smokin


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