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Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-10-2005, 03:45 PM

1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
5. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you
know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there
(see below).
6. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
7. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same
day.
8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
definitely driving.
10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
11. You know what In-N-Out is, and feel bad for all the other states
because they don't have any.
12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
13. You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't remember at
least 1 of them.
15. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
16. You eat pineapple on pizza.
17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your
head.
18. You think that Venice is a beach.
19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.
21. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code.
An "818" would never date a "562" and
anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class.
Best area code: "714."
Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
22. You call 911 and they put you on hold.
23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
25. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing,
you are just better than them, for whatever reason.
26. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will
find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
27. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
28. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
every news station: "STORM WATCH 2005 "
30. The Terminator is your governor.
31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
California.

BradM · 10-10-2005, 03:47 PM

2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
LOLOLOL!!!
Soooo true.

High Quality · 10-10-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

15. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

BradM · 10-10-2005, 03:49 PM

Haha I read em all now. Those are all mint and soooo true.

pornguy · 10-10-2005, 03:50 PM

Most of those gor for Miami as well.

corvette · 10-10-2005, 03:50 PM

ha, i was in vacation in PB a month or so ago and when i came back, every sentence had the word "dude" in it for the next 3 weeks

Chaldoray · 10-10-2005, 03:56 PM

they are all true, lol.

Art Del Gado · 10-10-2005, 03:58 PM

haha.. thats funny

30. The Terminator is your governor.

the source · 10-10-2005, 04:08 PM

30. The Terminator is your governor.

or The Governator

triumph · 10-10-2005, 04:14 PM

1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

- haha, that is a classic one, especially in Glendale!

wzl · 10-10-2005, 04:15 PM

sooo true

Sly · 10-10-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette

ha, i was in vacation in PB a month or so ago and when i came back, every sentence had the word "dude" in it for the next 3 weeks

Or bro.

Most of those are true to folks in LA, but many apply down here in SD.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-10-2005, 04:20 PM

I thought most of them were pretty accurate. someone from Cali wrote this for sure, maybe even someone from Glendale.

Gabriel · 10-10-2005, 04:26 PM

LOL i got the same email back in August.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=508958

phonesex · 10-10-2005, 04:57 PM

funny shit

fetishblog · 10-10-2005, 05:00 PM

I'm just here to inflate my post count. Please disregard this reply to this obviously stupid post.

Tat2Jr · 10-10-2005, 05:04 PM

29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
every news station: "STORM WATCH 2005 "

Fucking classic.... don't forget that they put all the reporters on the street corners to "report" on the "storm"!

corvette · 10-10-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Or bro.

exactly bro

Alex · 10-10-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.

31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
California.

My day is complete

aeon · 10-10-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

16. You eat pineapple on pizza

You're going to hell...not just hell, but the elton john version of hell.

reynold · 10-10-2005, 06:47 PM

Nice find man! I still love that place though.

Red Ezra · 10-10-2005, 09:08 PM

nice list and so true

dynastoned · 10-10-2005, 09:17 PM

ahh good ol' california what would we do without her?

Cory W · 10-10-2005, 09:38 PM

Quote:

21. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code.
An "818" would never date a "562" and
anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class.
Best area code: "714."

I sport the 714

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-10-2005, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I sport the 714

Easy there Mr. 714

Some of us are here in the 818.

Morgan · 10-10-2005, 09:53 PM

Ok, being born in newport beach and still here after 30 years, i will bite:

1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. NOT EVEN CLOSE
2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. EVERY DAY
3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. NOT TRUE
4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. TRUE
5. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you
know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there
(see below). HUH?
6. You drive to your neighborhood block party. NAH
7. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same
day. AND SKATE TONY HAWK'S PARK
8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. EVERY DAY IS MORE LIKE IT
9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
definitely driving. OR CABBING IT
10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. HUH?
11. You know what In-N-Out is, and feel bad for all the other states
because they don't have any. YUM
12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. FUCK THAT, YOU CANT GET A GOOD LAUNCH THAT WAY
13. You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan. GUESS SO
14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't remember at
least 1 of them. MORE LIKE 30 TIMES
15. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. NEVER BEEN TO ONE
16. You eat pineapple on pizza. ALL THE TIME
17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your
head. USE CELL ONLY ABOUT 4 MINUTES PER DAY
18. You think that Venice is a beach. DONT CARE FOR EITHER
19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. NEVER
20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. NOPE
21. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. HUH?
An "818" would never date a "562" and
anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class.
Best area code: "714." WRONG, 949 OWNS ALL
Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there. RiVERSIDE
22. You call 911 and they put you on hold. OK
23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. NOPE SORRY
24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday. WOULDNT KNOW
25. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing,
you are just better than them, for whatever reason. HUH?
26. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will
find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. STARBUCKS ON EVERY BLOCK
27. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean. YES
28. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? FOR ME IT IS.
29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
every news station: "STORM WATCH 2005 " WE GET HEAVY RAINS OCCASIONALLY
30. The Terminator is your governor. UNFORTUNATELY
31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
California. NOPE, WASTED ENOUGH TIME ALREADY

J-$ · 10-10-2005, 10:58 PM

....ok thanks for sharing that

Doctor Dre · 10-10-2005, 11:14 PM

11. You know what In-N-Out is, and feel bad for all the other states
because they don't have any. YUM

// explain

studiocritic · 10-10-2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

11. You know what In-N-Out is, and feel bad for all the other states
because they don't have any. YUM

// explain

its a fastfood place. they have hamburgers+fries.

emthree · 10-11-2005, 01:27 AM

haha, I need to move

10-10-2005, 03:45 PM	#1
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	You know you're from SO-CAL if... 1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. 2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. 3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. 4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. 5. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). 6. You drive to your neighborhood block party. 7. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. 8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. 9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. 10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. 11. You know what In-N-Out is, and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. 12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. 13. You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan. 14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't remember at least 1 of them. 15. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. 16. You eat pineapple on pizza. 17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head. 18. You think that Venice is a beach. 19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. 20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. 21. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there. 22. You call 911 and they put you on hold. 23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. 24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday. 25. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. 26. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. 27. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean. 28. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2005 " 30. The Terminator is your governor. 31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California. __________________ Support a Good Cause

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	ahh good ol' california what would we do without her?

10-10-2005, 09:53 PM	#26
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	Ok, being born in newport beach and still here after 30 years, i will bite: 1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. NOT EVEN CLOSE 2. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. EVERY DAY 3. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone. NOT TRUE 4. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican. TRUE 5. You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below). HUH? 6. You drive to your neighborhood block party. NAH 7. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. AND SKATE TONY HAWK'S PARK 8. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal. EVERY DAY IS MORE LIKE IT 9. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. OR CABBING IT 10. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. HUH? 11. You know what In-N-Out is, and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. YUM 12. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. FUCK THAT, YOU CANT GET A GOOD LAUNCH THAT WAY 13. You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan. GUESS SO 14. You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... You don't remember at least 1 of them. MORE LIKE 30 TIMES 15. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. NEVER BEEN TO ONE 16. You eat pineapple on pizza. ALL THE TIME 17. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head. USE CELL ONLY ABOUT 4 MINUTES PER DAY 18. You think that Venice is a beach. DONT CARE FOR EITHER 19. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. NEVER 20. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. NOPE 21. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. HUH? An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "714." WRONG, 949 OWNS ALL Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there. RiVERSIDE 22. You call 911 and they put you on hold. OK 23. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. NOPE SORRY 24. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday. WOULDNT KNOW 25. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. HUH? 26. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. STARBUCKS ON EVERY BLOCK 27. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean. YES 28. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? FOR ME IT IS. 29. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2005 " WE GET HEAVY RAINS OCCASIONALLY 30. The Terminator is your governor. UNFORTUNATELY 31. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California. NOPE, WASTED ENOUGH TIME ALREADY __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

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