jean claude van dam VS. steven seagal! - GoFuckYourself.com

amateurcanada · 10-08-2005, 09:10 PM

which monkey would WIN!

Doctor Dre · 10-08-2005, 09:11 PM

Van Damme is a better actor ... that's all I know.

StickyGreen · 10-08-2005, 09:11 PM

aren't they both like 50 years old by now...lol...

amateurcanada · 10-08-2005, 09:14 PM

ya there finished. - watchn out for justice.. havent seen van damn for years lol

UltraSonic · 10-08-2005, 09:14 PM

jaen claude...... the waffles from Brussels......

Holly · 10-08-2005, 09:15 PM

A couple of years ago, my cousin's wife and daughter lived with Steven Segal, his wife, and their gaggle of kids for a month. I wish you could hear some of the shit that she's told me. He is *truly* and idiot.

S P A N N O W · 10-08-2005, 09:16 PM

JC by a mile - but they're both still tards....

Spunky · 10-08-2005, 09:17 PM

Jean claude is pretty quick,I think he would win

Wiggles · 10-08-2005, 09:59 PM

Seagal would win, he is an actual 5th degree black belt and a recognized master, van damme is only a gymnastics expert.

llporter · 10-08-2005, 10:44 PM

ROFL

My money is on Chuck Norris

ricks · 10-08-2005, 10:45 PM

van damme is actually in shape, segall has a pony tail so my money is with van damme

Cradle · 10-08-2005, 10:47 PM

bruce lee

rollinOn20s · 10-09-2005, 12:09 AM

It would be funnier to see them making out.....ahahahahaha!

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 12:49 AM

Nether of them are "only a gymnastics expert"... both are very good at what they do (martial arts-wise anyway), both put in the time, effort, and years of training in order to get what they have.

Both in their prime.... would have been a good fight to watch I'm sure.

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 12:51 AM

Dirty_DS would definatley beat them both up right after he beats up kimbo.

WarChild · 10-09-2005, 12:53 AM

I know Dolph Lundgren could beat either of them.

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 12:54 AM

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I know Dolph Lundgren could beat either of them.

ya, well, my dad would beat up your dad.

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ya, well, my dad would beat up your dad.

Unless his dad is Dolph Lundgren.

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 12:57 AM

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Unless his dad is Dolph Lundgren.

is this a picture of you?

The Captain · 10-09-2005, 12:59 AM

seagal he has ties with the mob, hes fuckin people up.

WarChild · 10-09-2005, 12:59 AM

Dolph's my hero. Some things you might not have known about him:

He was European Heavyweight Karate Champion in 1980-81.
Australian Heavyweight Karate Champion in 1982.
He obtained his third degree black belt (third Dan) in Kyokushinkai Karate in July 1998 in Stockholm, Sweden, after a four to five months training with his former teacher Brian Fitkin.
Speaks 5 languages.
Has an IQ of 160.
Holds a master's degree in chemical engineering.
Was offered a Fulbright scholarship to study at MIT.

Rebecca Love · 10-09-2005, 12:59 AM

Seagal would win. jean claude is just a gymmast..........

WarChild · 10-09-2005, 01:02 AM

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Seagal would win. jean claude is just a gymmast..........

Actually, you're wrong. He isn't a gymnist.

He studied Ballet and Karate as young man in Brussels. He won the European Karate Championship in 1979.

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 01:06 AM

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is this a picture of you?

no, that's your mom.

Is this you?...

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 01:08 AM

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no, that's your mom.

Is this you?...

you're probly killer in the sack!

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 01:11 AM

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no, that's your mom.

Is this you?...

you're probly killer in the sack!

No, that's your little sister.

Okay this has GOT to be you...

You're a true stampeder :D

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 01:13 AM

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CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 01:19 AM

I love you man.

SilverTab · 10-09-2005, 01:21 AM

From Seagal's website:

Steven Seagal began training karate at the age of 7 under Fumio Demura, and later began practising aikido in the late 1960s at the Orange County Aikikai in California under Harry Ishisaka.
Seagal Sensei received his 1st Dan from Koichi Tohei in Orange County in the summer of 1974 and traveled to Japan shortly thereafter at the tender age of 19. Seagal separated from Tohei's organization and assumed direction of the Aikikai-Hombu affiliated Tenshin Aikido Dojo in Osaka which was owned by his Japanese wife's parents.

He was rapidly promoted to 5th Dan in consideration of his position as chief instructor of the dojo, and his natural aptness in the art, and was eventually awarded his 6th Dan.

Steven Seagal currently holds a 7th Dan granted by the Aikikai and trains out of his home with his senior students, who in turn operate the dojos in Los Angeles and Taos. Seagal Sensei also has a school in Ventura, California under Larry Reynosa Sensei. Reynosa Sensei has trained with Steven Seagal for 11 years, holds the rank of Yondan (4th degree black belt) and is a direct disciple of Steven Seagal Shihan. He has sworn his allegiance, loyalty, and love to him and his style of Aikido. Ten years ago, Seagal Sensei honored Reynosa Sensei with the name "Makato" which means "sincere heart" in Japanese. Therefore, the school is also called Makoto Dojo. Seagal Sensei is a priest of the Omoto-Kyo sect, as was O'Sensei. Seagal Sensei's name in Aikido circles is Take Shigemichi, meaning pathway to Prosperity.

so he's a 7th dan in aikido....and also first dan in karate...

and now from JC Van Damme's website:
Jean Claude studied martial arts since he was 11 years old, when his father took him to train under Claude Goetz. Jean Claude's study of the martial arts was intense - he went on to become a member of karate Team Belgium, and eventually won the European Professional Karate Association's middleweight championship.

Always ambitious and a motivated entrepreneur, Jean Claude opened the California Gym while still in his teens. Then, in 1982, Jean Claude moved to Hollywood to pursue his goal of becoming a star. His big break came when he performed a spin kick in front of producer Menahem Golan, CEO of Menahem Pictures, outside of a Hollywood restaurant.

Conclusion: My money is on Seagal...DEFINITLY....

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 01:22 AM

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Okay I've finally found the perfect shot of you Metaboy...

No caption needed. :D

you have been sadly mistaken:

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 01:27 AM

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you have been sadly mistaken:

Then why does your girlfriend's dishwasher look like this?...

SilverTab · 10-09-2005, 01:28 AM

they are both good at karate, but Seagal is 7th dan in aikido its definitly a plus...and even though some persons consider aikido to be a hippie martial art...its not like he took 2 lessons between an acid an a blunt....he's 7th dan so I guess he's kinda good at it

MetaMan · 10-09-2005, 01:29 AM

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Then why does your girlfriend's dishwasher look like this?...

manaja trois 4 5 6 7

CDSmith · 10-09-2005, 01:45 AM

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manaja trois 4 5 6 7

Ah, that splains it.

Manowar · 10-09-2005, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Okay I've finally found the perfect shot of you Metaboy...

No caption needed. :D

Platinumpimp · 10-09-2005, 02:54 AM

This is metaman

Jack Frost · 10-09-2005, 04:41 AM

Steven Seagal is fake. All that shit on his web sites is bullshit. Didn't any of you hear about his extorsion case?
Even his mum branded him a liar. The guy he claims to have learn his shit from in Japan died when Seagal was 11!

The guy is a joke. Do a quick search on Google about his so called links to the CIA and you'll find some funny stories.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal..._seagal/5.html

He came out with all the blags and bullshit when he first got famous and tried to live up to it. It's all been proven to be lies.
He was in Japan teaching English. He took classes like everyone else and became good at martial arts. He was never a master or anything special.
He's never worked for the goverment unless it was as an informer.
The guy is clearly an asshole.

Van Damme is a guy that was good at Karate and wanted to be an action hero. Made a couple of good films early on. He got into the celeb lifestyle and hooked on coke. Now he's just a fuck up.

Seriously though. If you read up on Seagal it's funny stuff. They could make a great comedy out of his life story.

SinisterStudios · 10-09-2005, 04:58 AM

If we were real lucky they would kill each other off and we wouldnt have to see anymore bad martial arts movies from them. Both have been challenged openly by the martial arts community to fight some of the master of the same level they say they are at. And neither have ever taken any of the challenges, why you ask?? Because they are not as good as they say they are or brag to be. Steven Segal and Van Dam are the laughing stock of the martial arts community, they just happen to make alot of $$$ using their martial arts background in Hollywood.

keyDet79 · 10-09-2005, 08:52 AM

The only people who knew how to fight were Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris who was Bruce Lee's student.

NoCarrier · 10-09-2005, 08:54 AM

Steven Seagal is like a huge living piece of ham right now.

There is enough ham in his face to feed the whole planet.

lunchbox · 10-09-2005, 09:02 AM

segal wears a rug - true story

bllott · 10-09-2005, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

Steven Seagal is like a huge living piece of ham right now.

There is enough ham in his face to feed the whole planet.

what a fattie!

JeanClaude VanDamme · 10-09-2005, 09:54 AM

I'm the best !

Jimbo · 10-09-2005, 10:09 AM

close fight:

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lan...=steven+seagal

georgeyw · 10-09-2005, 10:24 AM

Hopefully they would kill each other. Both are total and utter fucktards. As soon as I see or hear their names mentioned I don't go to watch it. Spastics that can't act yet get paid a stack of cash - makes no sense to me.

PimpDaddyPants · 10-09-2005, 10:39 AM

HAHAHA lmfao this conversation about JC vs Steven Segull turned into some ownage between 2 people here lol,

laugh of the day mad props!

Vitasoy · 10-09-2005, 11:01 AM

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The only people who knew how to fight were Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris who was Bruce Lee's student.

Bruce would own all their asses

gangbangjoe · 10-09-2005, 11:13 AM

steven seagal = worst actor ever

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SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	From Seagal's website: Steven Seagal began training karate at the age of 7 under Fumio Demura, and later began practising aikido in the late 1960s at the Orange County Aikikai in California under Harry Ishisaka. Seagal Sensei received his 1st Dan from Koichi Tohei in Orange County in the summer of 1974 and traveled to Japan shortly thereafter at the tender age of 19. Seagal separated from Tohei's organization and assumed direction of the Aikikai-Hombu affiliated Tenshin Aikido Dojo in Osaka which was owned by his Japanese wife's parents. He was rapidly promoted to 5th Dan in consideration of his position as chief instructor of the dojo, and his natural aptness in the art, and was eventually awarded his 6th Dan. Steven Seagal currently holds a 7th Dan granted by the Aikikai and trains out of his home with his senior students, who in turn operate the dojos in Los Angeles and Taos. Seagal Sensei also has a school in Ventura, California under Larry Reynosa Sensei. Reynosa Sensei has trained with Steven Seagal for 11 years, holds the rank of Yondan (4th degree black belt) and is a direct disciple of Steven Seagal Shihan. He has sworn his allegiance, loyalty, and love to him and his style of Aikido. Ten years ago, Seagal Sensei honored Reynosa Sensei with the name "Makato" which means "sincere heart" in Japanese. Therefore, the school is also called Makoto Dojo. Seagal Sensei is a priest of the Omoto-Kyo sect, as was O'Sensei. Seagal Sensei's name in Aikido circles is Take Shigemichi, meaning pathway to Prosperity. so he's a 7th dan in aikido....and also first dan in karate... and now from JC Van Damme's website: Jean Claude studied martial arts since he was 11 years old, when his father took him to train under Claude Goetz. Jean Claude's study of the martial arts was intense - he went on to become a member of karate Team Belgium, and eventually won the European Professional Karate Association's middleweight championship. Always ambitious and a motivated entrepreneur, Jean Claude opened the California Gym while still in his teens. Then, in 1982, Jean Claude moved to Hollywood to pursue his goal of becoming a star. His big break came when he performed a spin kick in front of producer Menahem Golan, CEO of Menahem Pictures, outside of a Hollywood restaurant. Conclusion: My money is on Seagal...DEFINITLY.... __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	they are both good at karate, but Seagal is 7th dan in aikido its definitly a plus...and even though some persons consider aikido to be a hippie martial art...its not like he took 2 lessons between an acid an a blunt....he's 7th dan so I guess he's kinda good at it __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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10-09-2005, 04:41 AM	#39
Jack Frost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London, England Posts: 301	Steven Seagal is fake. All that shit on his web sites is bullshit. Didn't any of you hear about his extorsion case? Even his mum branded him a liar. The guy he claims to have learn his shit from in Japan died when Seagal was 11! The guy is a joke. Do a quick search on Google about his so called links to the CIA and you'll find some funny stories. http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal..._seagal/5.html He came out with all the blags and bullshit when he first got famous and tried to live up to it. It's all been proven to be lies. He was in Japan teaching English. He took classes like everyone else and became good at martial arts. He was never a master or anything special. He's never worked for the goverment unless it was as an informer. The guy is clearly an asshole. Van Damme is a guy that was good at Karate and wanted to be an action hero. Made a couple of good films early on. He got into the celeb lifestyle and hooked on coke. Now he's just a fuck up. Seriously though. If you read up on Seagal it's funny stuff. They could make a great comedy out of his life story.

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