I just now almost died by way of a caramel apple - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:04 PM

Those things are fucking dangerous.

xxxice · 10-07-2005, 12:04 PM

What happened ?

Best-In-BC · 10-07-2005, 12:05 PM

He tried sticking the hole thingin his mouth, lol, j/k

Manowar · 10-07-2005, 12:05 PM

they are sugar tastic

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb

What happened ?

A big piece of apple was stuck to a hunk of caramel which in turn was stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn't get it off. It was near the back and I couldnt breathe out of my mouth. It's a good thing my nasal passage was clear otherwise I would've been fucked.

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

He tried sticking the hole thingin his mouth, lol, j/k

I did bite off a bit too much I think.

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

they are sugar tastic

Hell yeah they are. The best part is its an apple, so you can just pretend that you're eating something healthy and feel better about the whole situation.

xxxice · 10-07-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

A big piece of apple was stuck to a hunk of caramel which in turn was stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn't get it off. It was near the back and I couldnt breathe out of my mouth. It's a good thing my nasal passage was clear otherwise I would've been fucked.

Ah yes had same thing happen before; glad you are ok

sumphatpimp · 10-07-2005, 12:08 PM

your first lesson at deepthroat.
breathe through your nose.

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

your first lesson at deepthroat.
breathe through your nose.

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb

Ah yes had same thing happen before; glad you are ok

They really should come with warning labels or something.

WebairGerard · 10-07-2005, 12:14 PM

shit! Did you see dead people?

EroticySteve · 10-07-2005, 12:17 PM

Ah State Fair time of year.

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WebairGerard

shit! Did you see dead people?

Yeah, check it out.

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/stran...t_07_2005.html

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Ah State Fair time of year.

It was one of those make your own caramel apple kits.

kosmic · 10-07-2005, 12:19 PM

lol ... that would have been a funny autopsy report.

LittleSassy · 10-07-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Yeah, check it out.

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/stran...t_07_2005.html

utterly disturbing...

After Shock Media · 10-07-2005, 01:13 PM

Really people, a carmel apple on a stick is just silly as all hell logistically speaking at least though they are indeed tasty.
So to make this culinary edible more practicle may I suggest next time cutting the apple into wedges after it has been carmalized or if your doing your own pre cut them and use toothpick sticks. Both work much better and are a great deal easier to manage.

Next topic frozen bananna's and chipped teeth.

Havalina · 10-07-2005, 01:18 PM

God I want one now, how do you make those things?

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Really people, a carmel apple on a stick is just silly as all hell logistically speaking at least though they are indeed tasty.
So to make this culinary edible more practicle may I suggest next time cutting the apple into wedges after it has been carmalized or if your doing your own pre cut them and use toothpick sticks. Both work much better and are a great deal easier to manage.

Next topic frozen bananna's and chipped teeth.

That is a great idea, however the one flaw that I have found in the past is that the exposed inner apple turns brown after a short period of being on deck to be eaten, and thus makes the whole situation less attractive. If only we could invent some type of spray or coating the prevent this from happening, we would be rich and our children could grow up being the heirs to an apple preservation empire.

I'll call Dow and see if they will lend us a few chemical engineers for this project.

Shoehorn! · 10-07-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Havalina

God I want one now, how do you make those things?

They have kits at the grocery store. Heat the caramel and melt it over an apple with a stick in it and app the topings of your choice, mine is ground peanuts or walnuts. Although some stores sell $8 caramel apples with Oreo Cookie pieces or sprinkles, so apparantly those are desirable toppings as well.

After Shock Media · 10-07-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

That is a great idea, however the one flaw that I have found in the past is that the exposed inner apple turns brown after a short period of being on deck to be eaten, and thus makes the whole situation less attractive. If only we could invent some type of spray or coating the prevent this from happening, we would be rich and our children could grow up being the heirs to an apple preservation empire.

I'll call Dow and see if they will lend us a few chemical engineers for this project.

Such a chemical is called asorbic acid. Or you can just delute some lemon, lime, or any citrus juice and use it. Prevent oxidation of the fruit. Hell you do not even need to delute it really.

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