Non-living things have a gender - funny - GoFuckYourself.com

Shaft_1971 · 10-05-2005, 01:11 PM

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you
can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to
light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the
bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years,
but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider
this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Radiate · 10-05-2005, 04:27 PM

a most amusing post, thank you Shaft

Dollarmansteve · 10-05-2005, 04:44 PM

Computers -- Female: because you dont *really* understand how they work on the inside, they always crash and you have to know which buttons to press to reboot them and because they usually have 3 slots to insert your media.

edit: i just made that up now

I crack me up.

Papi Chulo · 10-05-2005, 04:53 PM

Great Post!

sniperwolf · 10-05-2005, 04:55 PM

lol... pretty good list!

je_rome · 10-05-2005, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

Computers -- Female: because you dont *really* understand how they work on the inside, they always crash and you have to know which buttons to press to reboot them and because they usually have 3 slots to insert your media.

edit: i just made that up now

I crack me up.

wait, there's more (actually this one's old already)

1] No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2] The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3] Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4] As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

PixeLs · 10-05-2005, 06:22 PM

Hahaha, nice list there guys!

wildgirl · 10-05-2005, 10:07 PM

haha that's a very nice post

reed_4 · 10-06-2005, 01:56 AM

Good one dude, thanks for sharing.

Ace-wtf · 10-06-2005, 03:09 AM

haha dumb bells

10-05-2005, 01:11 PM	#1
Shaft_1971 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,711	Non-living things have a gender - funny 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component. 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. __________________ SHAFT Skype: Shaft_1971 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]

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Dollarmansteve Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: T.O. Posts: 2,849	Computers -- Female: because you dont really understand how they work on the inside, they always crash and you have to know which buttons to press to reboot them and because they usually have 3 slots to insert your media. edit: i just made that up now I crack me up. __________________ I died. Last edited by Dollarmansteve; 10-05-2005 at 04:45 PM..

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