Non-living things have a gender - funny
 

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you
can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to
light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the
bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years,
but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider
this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

a most amusing post, thank you Shaft

Computers -- Female: because you dont *really* understand how they work on the inside, they always crash and you have to know which buttons to press to reboot them and because they usually have 3 slots to insert your media.

edit: i just made that up now :1orglaugh I crack me up.

Great Post! :thumbsup

lol... pretty good list!

wait, there's more (actually this one's old already)

1] No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2] The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3] Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4] As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Hahaha, nice list there guys! :thumbsup

haha that's a very nice post :thumbsup

Good one dude, thanks for sharing.

haha dumb bells