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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
Computers -- Female: because you dont *really* understand how they work on the inside, they always crash and you have to know which buttons to press to reboot them and because they usually have 3 slots to insert your media.
edit: i just made that up now  I crack me up. |
wait, there's more (actually this one's old already)
1] No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2] The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3] Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4] As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.