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Theo · 02-27-2002, 01:18 PM

HONDA: Humour Only No Driving Available

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

SAAB : Shape Appears AssBackwards

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Forest · 02-27-2002, 01:20 PM

FORD

Found On Road Dead

Lev · 02-27-2002, 01:21 PM

Thanx, I needed a laugh today

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FLAVORS OF THE WORLD......

dantopia · 02-27-2002, 02:19 PM

Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily

bunky · 02-27-2002, 02:21 PM

for you nascar fans..

FORD

FIRST ON RACE DAY

yes i drive ford

bunky

BV · 02-27-2002, 02:22 PM

FORD
First On Race Day

Goliath · 02-27-2002, 02:22 PM

FORD

First on race day

BV · 02-27-2002, 02:24 PM

GMC
Good Made Chevrolet

bunky · 02-27-2002, 02:25 PM

CHEVROLET

Carburetor Hungup Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Exhaust Ticks

bunky

BV · 02-27-2002, 02:28 PM

Who knows what PONTIAC stands for?
hahahahahahaha

jimmy3way · 02-27-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
Who knows what PONTIAC stands for?
hahahahahahaha

Fuck yeah dude....haha.

theWatsonian · 02-27-2002, 02:32 PM

Here's more:

AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly
DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.
FORD - Fucker Only Runs Downhill
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - First On Rust Development
FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50
GMC - Gets More Chicks
GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion
JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
LTD - Laughable Trash Dump
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A

Ludedude · 02-27-2002, 03:17 PM

MOPAR: Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Cheshire · 02-27-2002, 03:48 PM

What the hell's a MOPAR?

SykkBoy · 02-27-2002, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
What the hell's a MOPAR?

and don't frget the ASSFOR

Ludedude · 02-27-2002, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
What the hell's a MOPAR?

I love it when you talk dirty to me

MOPAR is (was?) the racing division of the Chrysler Corporation.

Now, Sykk, what the hell is an ASSFOR?? LMAO!!

theWatsonian · 02-27-2002, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

and don't frget the ASSFOR

How many people here would be stupid enough to ask about an assfor?

Jamie · 02-27-2002, 07:52 PM

I'll vouch for the BMW, rolling 540!

kmanrox · 02-27-2002, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

you mean proof of a webmaster who knows wtf he is doin

simonf · 02-27-2002, 10:55 PM

Dont mess with MOPAR

kmanrox · 02-27-2002, 11:08 PM

mopar = chrysler

and apparently the fans of mopar, like their car parts, dont understand technology like how to link their signatures, shrug

lagwagon · 02-27-2002, 11:08 PM

FUCK YEAH

FORD

FIRST ON RACE DAY mother fuckas.... and that is a fact because lagwagon says so.

live and die by ford

SykkBoy · 02-28-2002, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude

Now, Sykk, what the hell is an ASSFOR?? LMAO!!

for pooping........

ldinternet · 02-28-2002, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

hahahahaha

got one for citroën, punk?

SykkBoy · 03-02-2002, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian

How many people here would be stupid enough to ask about an assfor?

just one....so far ;)))

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-02-2002, 07:59 AM

FORD .... FUCKING OLD RECONDITIONED DODGE

02-27-2002, 01:18 PM	#1
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Car names HONDA: Humour Only No Driving Available AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BMW : Brings Me Women FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill SAAB : Shape Appears AssBackwards HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

02-27-2002, 02:21 PM	#5
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	for you nascar fans.. FORD FIRST ON RACE DAY yes i drive ford bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

02-27-2002, 02:22 PM	#7
Goliath Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 122	FORD First on race day __________________ "Stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'"

02-27-2002, 02:25 PM	#9
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	CHEVROLET Carburetor Hungup Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Exhaust Ticks bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

02-27-2002, 02:32 PM	#12
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	Here's more: AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT - Fix It Again Tony FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die. FORD - Fucker Only Runs Downhill FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily FORD - First On Rust Development FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50 GMC - Gets More Chicks GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly LTD - Laughable Trash Dump MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

02-27-2002, 01:20 PM	#2
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,988	FORD Found On Road Dead

02-27-2002, 01:21 PM	#3
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	Thanx, I needed a laugh today ________________________ FLAVORS OF THE WORLD......

02-27-2002, 02:19 PM	#4
dantopia Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 79	Ford Fix Or Repair Daily

02-27-2002, 02:22 PM	#6
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	FORD First On Race Day

02-27-2002, 02:24 PM	#8
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	GMC Good Made Chevrolet

02-27-2002, 02:28 PM	#10
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	Who knows what PONTIAC stands for? hahahahahahaha

02-27-2002, 03:17 PM	#13
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	MOPAR: Mostly Old Parts And Rust __________________

02-27-2002, 03:48 PM	#14
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	What the hell's a MOPAR?

02-27-2002, 07:52 PM	#18
Jamie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: CelebPay.com Posts: 2,517	I'll vouch for the BMW, rolling 540! __________________ CelebPay: Promote Celebrity Reviews i/c/q - :1851935

02-27-2002, 10:55 PM	#20
simonf Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: here Posts: 27	Dont mess with MOPAR

02-27-2002, 11:08 PM	#21
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	mopar = chrysler and apparently the fans of mopar, like their car parts, dont understand technology like how to link their signatures, shrug __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-27-2002, 11:08 PM	#22
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	FUCK YEAH FORD FIRST ON RACE DAY mother fuckas.... and that is a fact because lagwagon says so. live and die by ford __________________ FTVGirls - FTVMilfs - DanielleFTV

03-02-2002, 07:59 AM	#26
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	FORD .... FUCKING OLD RECONDITIONED DODGE __________________