Car names
 

HONDA: Humour Only No Driving Available

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

SAAB : Shape Appears AssBackwards

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

FORD

Found On Road Dead

Thanx, I needed a laugh today :1orglaugh



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FLAVORS OF THE WORLD......

Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily

for you nascar fans..

FORD

FIRST ON RACE DAY


yes i drive ford

bunky

FORD
First On Race Day

FORD

First on race day

GMC
Good Made Chevrolet

CHEVROLET

Carburetor Hungup Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Exhaust Ticks



bunky

Who knows what PONTIAC stands for?
hahahahahahaha

Fuck yeah dude....haha.

Here's more:

AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly
DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.
FORD - Fucker Only Runs Downhill
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - First On Rust Development
FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50
GMC - Gets More Chicks
GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion
JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
LTD - Laughable Trash Dump
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A

MOPAR: Mostly Old Parts And Rust

What the hell's a MOPAR?

and don't frget the ASSFOR

I love it when you talk dirty to me :)

MOPAR is (was?) the racing division of the Chrysler Corporation.

Now, Sykk, what the hell is an ASSFOR?? LMAO!!

How many people here would be stupid enough to ask about an assfor?

I'll vouch for the BMW, rolling 540!

you mean proof of a webmaster who knows wtf he is doin :thumbsup

Dont mess with MOPAR

http://3gumbas.com/charger.jpg

mopar = chrysler

and apparently the fans of mopar, like their car parts, dont understand technology like how to link their signatures, shrug

FUCK YEAH

FORD

FIRST ON RACE DAY mother fuckas.... and that is a fact because lagwagon says so.

live and die by ford

for pooping........

hahahahaha

got one for citroën, punk?

just one....so far ;)))

FORD .... FUCKING OLD RECONDITIONED DODGE :thumbsup