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Old 02-27-2002, 01:18 PM   #1
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:tongue Car names
HONDA: Humour Only No Driving Available

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

SAAB : Shape Appears AssBackwards

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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Old 02-27-2002, 01:20 PM   #2
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FORD

Found On Road Dead
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Old 02-27-2002, 01:21 PM   #3
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:19 PM   #4
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Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:21 PM   #5
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for you nascar fans..

FORD

FIRST ON RACE DAY


yes i drive ford

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Old 02-27-2002, 02:22 PM   #6
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:22 PM   #7
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FORD

First on race day
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:24 PM   #8
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:25 PM   #9
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CHEVROLET

Carburetor Hungup Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Exhaust Ticks



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Old 02-27-2002, 02:28 PM   #10
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Who knows what PONTIAC stands for?
hahahahahahaha
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:30 PM   #11
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Who knows what PONTIAC stands for?
hahahahahahaha
Fuck yeah dude....haha.
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:32 PM   #12
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AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly
DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.
FORD - Fucker Only Runs Downhill
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - First On Rust Development
FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50
GMC - Gets More Chicks
GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion
JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
LTD - Laughable Trash Dump
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A
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Old 02-27-2002, 03:17 PM   #13
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Old 02-27-2002, 03:48 PM   #14
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What the hell's a MOPAR?
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Old 02-27-2002, 03:52 PM   #15
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What the hell's a MOPAR?
and don't frget the ASSFOR
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Old 02-27-2002, 06:14 PM   #16
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What the hell's a MOPAR?
I love it when you talk dirty to me

MOPAR is (was?) the racing division of the Chrysler Corporation.

Now, Sykk, what the hell is an ASSFOR?? LMAO!!
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Old 02-27-2002, 07:47 PM   #17
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and don't frget the ASSFOR
How many people here would be stupid enough to ask about an assfor?
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Old 02-27-2002, 07:52 PM   #18
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I'll vouch for the BMW, rolling 540!
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Old 02-27-2002, 09:49 PM   #19
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PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
you mean proof of a webmaster who knows wtf he is doin
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Old 02-27-2002, 10:55 PM   #20
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Dont mess with MOPAR
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Old 02-27-2002, 11:08 PM   #21
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mopar = chrysler

and apparently the fans of mopar, like their car parts, dont understand technology like how to link their signatures, shrug
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Old 02-27-2002, 11:08 PM   #22
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FUCK YEAH

FORD

FIRST ON RACE DAY mother fuckas.... and that is a fact because lagwagon says so.

live and die by ford
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Old 02-28-2002, 11:44 AM   #23
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Now, Sykk, what the hell is an ASSFOR?? LMAO!!
for pooping........
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Old 02-28-2002, 12:05 PM   #24
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PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
hahahahaha

got one for citroën, punk?
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Old 03-02-2002, 03:06 AM   #25
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How many people here would be stupid enough to ask about an assfor?
just one....so far ;)))
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Old 03-02-2002, 07:59 AM   #26
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FORD .... FUCKING OLD RECONDITIONED DODGE
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