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Old 09-29-2005, 09:17 PM   #1
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My best lavalife profile ever
ok, so i'm in a mood tonight - and almost as a joke to myself I put up a profile on the phone dating service lavalife that says

"ok, I'm in a mood tonight and i need someone to slap around. Safe word of course. 33, single 6'3 and clean cut. box 6969"

within 2 mins i started to get replies. Women are fucked up. I'm getting massive responses to this and some of them are saying

"is this a joke - cause if you're real about it box me back"
"wow - you don't sound crazy either - i'm interested...."

etc

what the fuck is wrong with you women?
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:18 PM   #2
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that was your ad? shit.........
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:20 PM   #3
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i DONT GET IT IS THAT SOME WEIRD ONLINE DATING THING FOR LOSERS OR SOMETHING
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:20 PM   #4
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that was your ad? shit.........
no fucking kidding - i'm still on the phone replying to the freaks - they can't get enough, some women just like to get beaten. shot i don't know if i can even ever consider hitting a woman - they are scarring me.
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:22 PM   #5
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:23 PM   #6
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i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:23 PM   #7
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Its really no different than when guys really are interested in what you stated. I don't think its weird, its just a fantasy. Everybody fantasizes about different things. Its unfortunate that so many of us are afraid to share our fantasies in fear of being scrutinized by people that are no different.
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:24 PM   #8
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fuck this I am signing up for this shit now.
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:24 PM   #9
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I'm going to post an ad tonight.

"Who wants to fuck a cripple?"

I'll share the results. Afterwards.
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:25 PM   #10
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Might be important to tell them you're 350 lbs+
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:25 PM   #11
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lavalife profiles are funny as hell
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:26 PM   #12
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yALL SHOULD PUT "WHO WANTS TO FUCK PAUL WALL" I BET YOU GET A MILLION REPLIES
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:26 PM   #13
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i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.
What was your experiences like? I know too many people who've met freaks so I'm staying away from these...
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:27 PM   #14
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I wonder if you can spam the profiles by saying check me out at www.sleazydream.com
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:28 PM   #15
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damn go for it man, only chance you'll ever get at that! haha ;) j/k
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:29 PM   #16
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i wouldnt of responded to your crazy ass lol
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:36 PM   #17
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I'm going to post an ad tonight.

"Who wants to fuck a cripple?"

I'll share the results. Afterwards.
I bet you will get alot of replies. I'am curious about the results
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:37 PM   #18
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i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.
this was the phone service - i never had any luck online

we should swap stories - i've had some good ones - and some wicked fucked up dates. it's almost worth a book
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:39 PM   #19
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Might be important to tell them you're 350 lbs+
actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty
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I bet you will get alot of replies. I'am curious about the results
If I was going to school I could turn this into some dissertation, haha. Maybe I'll do it on a bunch of sites, see what kind of results show up. This should be hilarious.
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Old 09-29-2005, 09:44 PM   #21
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actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty
Good for you, keep it up.
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why are the most normal looking girls always freaks?

isn't there any normal women left? - someone who's actually into romance and just normal sex - ok maybe a few fantaticies and roll playing but all this pain shit...yikes!
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actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty
Good to hear, keep it up.
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Old 09-30-2005, 07:56 AM   #24
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ok, so i'm in a mood tonight - and almost as a joke to myself I put up a profile on the phone dating service lavalife that says

"ok, I'm in a mood tonight and i need someone to slap around. Safe word of course. 33, single 6'3 and clean cut. box 6969"

within 2 mins i started to get replies. Women are fucked up. I'm getting massive responses to this and some of them are saying

"is this a joke - cause if you're real about it box me back"
"wow - you don't sound crazy either - i'm interested...."

etc

what the fuck is wrong with you women?


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they smell an easy law suit dude!
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Old 09-30-2005, 08:16 AM   #26
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Because it seems as if you are purposing some S&M with using a safe word and all.

Now if you said something like this "I want to smack the fuck out of you and knock a couple of teeth out and then have you lick my nutsack when your done picking up your teeth" And got responses, I would have to worry LOL
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Sleazy, that's hilarious! Yeah it takes all kinds.
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What do you all mean by freaks..? Possesive.. insecure..?
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