My best lavalife profile ever
 

ok, so i'm in a mood tonight - and almost as a joke to myself I put up a profile on the phone dating service lavalife that says

"ok, I'm in a mood tonight and i need someone to slap around. Safe word of course. 33, single 6'3 and clean cut. box 6969"

within 2 mins i started to get replies. Women are fucked up. I'm getting massive responses to this and some of them are saying

"is this a joke - cause if you're real about it box me back"
"wow - you don't sound crazy either - i'm interested...."

etc

what the fuck is wrong with you women?

that was your ad? shit.........

i DONT GET IT IS THAT SOME WEIRD ONLINE DATING THING FOR LOSERS OR SOMETHING

no fucking kidding - i'm still on the phone replying to the freaks - they can't get enough, some women just like to get beaten. shot i don't know if i can even ever consider hitting a woman - they are scarring me.

clean cut ?

i met sooo many girls off lavalife, it's hilarious. online though, and never used that approach lol.

Its really no different than when guys really are interested in what you stated. I don't think its weird, its just a fantasy. Everybody fantasizes about different things. Its unfortunate that so many of us are afraid to share our fantasies in fear of being scrutinized by people that are no different.

fuck this I am signing up for this shit now.

I'm going to post an ad tonight.

"Who wants to fuck a cripple?"

I'll share the results. Afterwards.

Might be important to tell them you're 350 lbs+

lavalife profiles are funny as hell

yALL SHOULD PUT "WHO WANTS TO FUCK PAUL WALL" I BET YOU GET A MILLION REPLIES

What was your experiences like? I know too many people who've met freaks so I'm staying away from these...
WG

I wonder if you can spam the profiles by saying check me out at www.sleazydream.com :)
WG

damn go for it man, only chance you'll ever get at that! haha ;) j/k

i wouldnt of responded to your crazy ass lol :eek7

I bet you will get alot of replies. I'am curious about the results

this was the phone service - i never had any luck online

we should swap stories - i've had some good ones - and some wicked fucked up dates. it's almost worth a book

actually i'm under 300 now - have been heavier than that before though. lost a lot of weight recenlty

If I was going to school I could turn this into some dissertation, haha. Maybe I'll do it on a bunch of sites, see what kind of results show up. This should be hilarious.

Good for you, keep it up.

why are the most normal looking girls always freaks?

isn't there any normal women left? - someone who's actually into romance and just normal sex - ok maybe a few fantaticies and roll playing but all this pain shit...yikes!

Good to hear, keep it up.

You dont get it do you. Is it to complicated? I think you have no idea why you are making the money you make.

they smell an easy law suit dude!

Because it seems as if you are purposing some S&M with using a safe word and all.

Now if you said something like this "I want to smack the fuck out of you and knock a couple of teeth out and then have you lick my nutsack when your done picking up your teeth" And got responses, I would have to worry LOL

Sleazy, that's hilarious! Yeah it takes all kinds.

What do you all mean by freaks..? Possesive.. insecure..?

Yeah,

Slap me around and call me Suzann :pimp