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My best lavalife profile ever
ok, so i'm in a mood tonight - and almost as a joke to myself I put up a profile on the phone dating service lavalife that says
"ok, I'm in a mood tonight and i need someone to slap around. Safe word of course. 33, single 6'3 and clean cut. box 6969"
within 2 mins i started to get replies. Women are fucked up. I'm getting massive responses to this and some of them are saying
"is this a joke - cause if you're real about it box me back"
"wow - you don't sound crazy either - i'm interested...."
etc
what the fuck is wrong with you women?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
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