Here Is A Tutorial On How To Get Into The Playboy Mansion - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 09-28-2005, 08:36 AM

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to...49_how_to.html

I think our best bet is just to beg Lens for a job

DH

JFK · 09-28-2005, 09:03 AM

You want to become Lenses Knob polisher ?

lOVE THIS
"Second-tier parasites like Pauly Shore, Mario Lopez, Kato Kaelin, and even Scott Baio can always be found crawling around the Mansion." so all you no tier parasites, start lining up............right behind me

tony286 · 09-28-2005, 10:18 AM

They are star fuckers so if your not a star, you minds well be a chair lol

J$tyle$ · 09-28-2005, 10:46 AM

Been to the Playboy Mansion twice for "record release parties".

One was for Duran Duran about 4 years ago. i forgot who the other one was for. LOL

Both events were covered by MTV

Here's me and "my girl" Ananda

J$tyle$ · 09-28-2005, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

They are star fuckers so if your not a star, you minds well be a chair lol

not all of em

Robx · 09-28-2005, 04:38 PM

from the article:

Quote:

If all else fails... get a sex change

Reading that article over, this was the only option that appeared attainable. Lucky for me my wife saw what I was reading and calmly said that I would make one hell of an ugly woman.

Matt Collins · 09-28-2005, 06:24 PM

One of my goals in life is to party at the PlayBoy mansion. Steve Lightspeed and I have plotted our strategy, but have yet to put it in action.

DH, you may be right, maybe we should go to work for Lens...at least long enough to get in the door!

Or maybe Jonathan will let me be his date :-)

Matt

jonesy · 09-28-2005, 06:28 PM

if ya got bank or fame your gettin in (or a hookup)

BrettJ · 09-28-2005, 06:29 PM

Can always try dating a playmate. As long as they haven't pissed off playbody they can always get in 1 guy.

chaze · 09-28-2005, 06:39 PM

$850 not bad to check off another item off my to do in life list.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-28-2005, 06:41 PM

Anybody have a photo of Lens and Hef together?

ADG Webmaster

pussyluver · 09-28-2005, 06:46 PM

What??? Steve Lightspeed doesn't have enough Q factor (gravitas) to drop in on Heff?

If you don't swing, don't ring.......

SteveLightspeed · 09-28-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver

What??? Steve Lightspeed doesn't have enough Q factor (gravitas) to drop in on Heff?

If you don't swing, don't ring.......

Actually, I have a standing invitation. I just haven't gotten around to it yet...

adamthick · 09-28-2005, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Been to the Playboy Mansion twice for "record release parties".

One was for Duran Duran about 4 years ago. i forgot who the other one was for. LOL

Both events were covered by MTV

Here's me and "my girl" Ananda

Sounds great.

but how can you forget the "other one"? Goin to the playboy mansion an why you were there should be burned into your mind.(?)

pr0 · 09-28-2005, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adamthick

Sounds great.

but how can you forget the "other one"? Goin to the playboy mansion an why you were there should be burned into your mind.(?)

acting cool is a pre-requisite as well, didn't you get the memo?

Young · 09-28-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robx

from the article:

Reading that article over, this was the only option that appeared attainable.

TexasDreams · 09-28-2005, 09:54 PM

I don't have a problem getting in.

Hey, somebody has to clean the pool and take out the trash.

Shoehorn! · 09-28-2005, 10:57 PM

Awesome.

J$tyle$ · 09-28-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adamthick

Sounds great.

but how can you forget the "other one"? Goin to the playboy mansion an why you were there should be burned into your mind.(?)

I just remembered that it was the record release party for that wacky dude that won the first "Become an MTV VJ" contest.

I can see his face and remember that he was real skinny and talked weird and druggy sounding ... just can't for the life of me remember his name.

He was kinda funny ... it's on the tip of my tonge and I totally remember what he looks like - but I just can't recall his name.

I'm sure someone else will come up with it!

J$tyle$ · 09-29-2005, 12:03 AM

Here's other pics.

The chick from MTV's the REAL WORLD New Orleans, Playmate of the Year (2000 I think), Chris Connoly, and the Headbanger's ball dude also from MTV:

I hve some pics from "THE GROTTO" and "THE ZOO" too. If I can find them I'll post em!

johnnyhey · 09-29-2005, 12:08 AM

yeah i can't wait to hang out with scott baio and every sleazy movie/tv producer who's cheating on his wife.

Matt Collins · 09-29-2005, 07:18 AM

Jonathan, you look downright respectable in these photos. I wanna the non-respectable pics of the grotto!!

Matt

J$tyle$ · 09-29-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins

Jonathan, you look downright respectable in these photos. I wanna the non-respectable pics of the grotto!!

Matt

Ther will be none of that!

Trixie Racer · 09-29-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$Here's me and "my girl" Ananda :winkwink:

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She's pretty hot!

QuaWee · 09-29-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Here's other pics.

The chick from MTV's the REAL WORLD New Orleans, Playmate of the Year (2000 I think), Chris Connoly, and the Headbanger's ball dude also from MTV:

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Damn, I had a thing for that Asian/Black chick ever since real world. she is so cute

J$tyle$ · 09-29-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee

Damn, I had a thing for that Asian/Black chick ever since real world. she is so cute

She was pretty cool to talk to - it had been just after the season of REAL WORD aired and she was just excited to be a part of it and enjoyed the attention.

Mr. Soul · 09-29-2005, 03:02 PM

How many sales do we have to send playboy sites to get an invite?

If anyone from adult.com doesn't want to answer this here, please icq me. I can do volume and I'm very serious.

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Been to the Playboy Mansion twice for "record release parties". One was for Duran Duran about 4 years ago. i forgot who the other one was for. LOL Both events were covered by MTV Here's me and "my girl" Ananda

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Can always try dating a playmate. As long as they haven't pissed off playbody they can always get in 1 guy.

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09-29-2005, 12:03 AM	#20
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Here's other pics. The chick from MTV's the REAL WORLD New Orleans, Playmate of the Year (2000 I think), Chris Connoly, and the Headbanger's ball dude also from MTV: I hve some pics from "THE GROTTO" and "THE ZOO" too. If I can find them I'll post em!

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09-29-2005, 07:18 AM	#22
Matt Collins Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,060	Jonathan, you look downright respectable in these photos. I wanna the non-respectable pics of the grotto!! Matt __________________ Check out Globally Translated!-Translate your sites and join the global economy! MattLaw -The law firm for webmasters and site owners! ICQ: 254-829-586 Who is this Matt guy? Check out the Ambush Interview

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Mr. Soul Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Manhattan Posts: 1,633	How many sales do we have to send playboy sites to get an invite? If anyone from adult.com doesn't want to answer this here, please icq me. I can do volume and I'm very serious.