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munki · 09-26-2005, 01:28 PM

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

Mako · 09-26-2005, 01:29 PM

lol, old joke but a good one.

NickRac · 09-26-2005, 01:30 PM

haha fucked up!

Sparks · 09-26-2005, 01:30 PM

lol that's a good one

Manowar · 09-26-2005, 01:33 PM

wildgirl · 09-26-2005, 02:48 PM

haha old but a good one

Sosa · 09-26-2005, 02:50 PM

heh so many variations of that one

cranki · 09-26-2005, 02:52 PM

old but still great

LittleSassy · 09-26-2005, 02:53 PM

lol that's a good one...families are tricky

The Ghost · 09-26-2005, 03:03 PM

[illnet]-Tracie · 09-26-2005, 03:09 PM

lol can you imagine???

Violetta · 09-26-2005, 04:05 PM

heard it before, but its really good!!

rebel_vamp · 09-26-2005, 08:34 PM

haha, wow, good thing you didn't tell him that you're supposed to that from your car

Marshal · 09-26-2005, 08:45 PM

this is a great story!

PixeLs · 09-26-2005, 08:51 PM

He can be the luckiest man on earth on that particular day lol

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 09:09 PM

lol i was gonna say...that kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life.

je_rome · 09-27-2005, 01:49 AM

oldie but still funny

Ace-wtf · 09-27-2005, 01:52 AM

good one !!!!!!!!

tdp-Cool-content · 09-27-2005, 02:22 AM

hehe nice story

09-26-2005, 01:28 PM	#1
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Had to share a great story... My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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