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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: newyork
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-=Why it sucks to be a penis=-
Why it sucks to be a penis
Why it sucks to be a penis: You've got a hole in your head. Your master strangles you all the time. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. You shrink in cold water. You never get a haircut. You always hang around with 2 nuts. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. Your best friend is a pussy. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. Every time you get excited, you throw up. ![]() |
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#2 |
aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
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i lynch my penis quite often, and beat it into oblivion....
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#3 |
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#4 |
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Location: Boston
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![]() Mine's always hanging out with his best friend(s)...
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#5 |
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haha
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#6 |
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Lexxx Mine's always hanging out with his best friend(s)...
the friends are hanging out ?? lol hehe ![]() |
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#7 |
aka K-Man
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thats gotta hurt lexx!!
on occasion i take mine on a hunting expedition to look for twin sardines... they are 'hard' to 'cum' by, but i make due =-)
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