-=Why it sucks to be a penis=-
 

Why it sucks to be a penis

Why it sucks to be a penis:
You've got a hole in your head. Your master strangles you all the time. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. You shrink in cold water. You never get a haircut. You always hang around with 2 nuts. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. Your best friend is a pussy. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
:thumbsup

i lynch my penis quite often, and beat it into oblivion....

lol...:BangBang:

Mine's always hanging out with his best friend(s)... :Graucho

haha
:winkwink:

Lexxx Mine's always hanging out with his best friend(s)...


the friends are hanging out ?? lol

hehe:glugglug

thats gotta hurt lexx!!

on occasion i take mine on a hunting expedition to look for twin sardines... they are 'hard' to 'cum' by, but i make due =-)