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Krutoy · 02-25-2002, 07:15 PM

Why it sucks to be a penis

Why it sucks to be a penis:
You've got a hole in your head. Your master strangles you all the time. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. You shrink in cold water. You never get a haircut. You always hang around with 2 nuts. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. Your best friend is a pussy. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

02-25-2002, 07:15 PM
Krutoy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: newyork Posts: 211	-=Why it sucks to be a penis=- Why it sucks to be a penis Why it sucks to be a penis: You've got a hole in your head. Your master strangles you all the time. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. You shrink in cold water. You never get a haircut. You always hang around with 2 nuts. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. Your best friend is a pussy. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. Every time you get excited, you throw up.