Most of the time I don't know what all these fucking freaks are even saying - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:17 PM

All these kids on the MTV and stuff talking that jive talk. Granted I am 23 and should be "in tune" with things in my generation, 95% of people 14 to 28 are drones to pop culture. This generation needs help, who can we call?

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 07:24 PM

who we gonna call?

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:27 PM

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I didn't know you invented peanut butter sandwiches, I love those.

Fantastic idea sir.

PlugRush Sascha · 09-23-2005, 07:29 PM

Sure... he may have touched a few children here or there... But, come on! It's Michael Jackson! MICHAEL JACKSON!

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ktj4l

Sure... he may have touched a few children here or there... But, come on! It's Michael Jackson! MICHAEL JACKSON!

PlugRush Sascha · 09-23-2005, 07:34 PM

Drop guts! Drop guts on 'em!

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 07:34 PM

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and besides, i love rubbing mustard on my earlobes

you raise a good point shoehorn

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:36 PM

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I cooked pancakes for myself this morning.

You son of a bitch.

How are you?

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 07:39 PM

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Your bitch is a son

now.. how in the hell does that work out?

i'm good, yourself?

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:44 PM

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I got my shoelace caught in the weedwacker and had to buy new ones.

One time I wore a necktie.

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 07:45 PM

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I used to be friends with the kernel, so whenever i eat KFC i cry during my meals.. its a wierd sensation

aquafina doesn't know that dasani has been sleeping with nestle water

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:49 PM

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I collect mermaid figurines.

Send me a pair of Julia Blues used panties please. For research purposes only.

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 07:51 PM

eh what the fuck are you saying

garce · 09-23-2005, 07:53 PM

I'm missing the Ed Gein connection...

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 07:54 PM

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eh what the fuck are you saying

We are having an in depth debate on why the deoxyribose sugar of the DNA backbone has 5 carbons and 3 oxygens.

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 07:56 PM

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We are having an in depth debate on why the deoxyribose sugar of the DNA backbone has 5 carbons and 3 oxygens.

negro, that's all you had to say

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 07:56 PM

so says jules

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FuqALot

negro, that's all you had to say

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:59 PM

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We were talking about whether or not the pied piper was really a baker or not.

I heard the jerricurl is going to be coming out for pets.

PlugRush Sascha · 09-23-2005, 07:59 PM

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negro, that's all you had to say

You sendin' the Wolf?

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 08:01 PM

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Eazy-E was black, look

i'm going to drive to tim hortons drive through, and start crying into the intercom

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 08:02 PM

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I heard the jerricurl is going to be coming out for pets.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a girl out, and givin' agirl a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:04 PM

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a girl out, and givin' agirl a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

I see you're wearing tube socks. Is that to prevent blisters on your feet or is it a fashion statement?

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:05 PM

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Who wants turkey?

One time I sold a watermelon to a family from Portugal for their cousins barmitzvah.

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 08:08 PM

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I see you're wearing tube socks. Is that to prevent blisters on your feet or is it a fashion statement?

that's right. ya better axe someone

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 08:08 PM

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One time I sold a barmitzvah to a family of watermelons

the creator of counter-strike is a vancouver local, so basically that means my left speaker has a higher chance of blowing before the right one

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 08:09 PM

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You sendin' the Wolf?

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:09 PM

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Don't even pretend to speak Spanish

In France I don't know what they do because I've never been there.

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:10 PM

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I thought bricks were carried in by truck.

I've had a lot of fun at the local roller derby.

FuqALot · 09-23-2005, 08:12 PM

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This thread is too much at 5am

agreed. peaze

Nicky · 09-23-2005, 08:16 PM

Too much pop and too little rock

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:22 PM

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I purchased a shiny new can of creamed corn while at the store this evening today.

There's a lady who sure, all that glitters is gold. And shes buying a stairway to Heaven.

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:23 PM

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I like applesauce.

PlugRush Sascha · 09-23-2005, 08:26 PM

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That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry... which should be comin' directly."

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ktj4l

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry... which should be comin' directly."

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-23-2005, 08:35 PM

Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

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Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 08:38 PM

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Can I play the maracas in your new rock band?

Doc Martin

I was a teenage maltshop.

PlugRush Sascha · 09-23-2005, 08:38 PM

Wow... now I have to watch Pulp Fiction tomorrow...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-23-2005, 08:45 PM

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I was a teenage maltshop.

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT.

Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n igger in my garage.

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Wiggles · 09-23-2005, 09:41 PM

fuck i'm the same way, took me forever to figure out what 'props' was.

KRL · 09-23-2005, 10:42 PM

Word!

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