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Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:17 PM
Most of the time I don't know what all these fucking freaks are even saying
 
All these kids on the MTV and stuff talking that jive talk. Granted I am 23 and should be "in tune" with things in my generation, 95% of people 14 to 28 are drones to pop culture. This generation needs help, who can we call?

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sonofsam 09-23-2005 07:24 PM
who we gonna call?

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Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
I didn't know you invented peanut butter sandwiches, I love those.

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Fantastic idea sir.

PlugRush Sascha 09-23-2005 07:29 PM
Sure... he may have touched a few children here or there... But, come on! It's Michael Jackson! MICHAEL JACKSON!

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ktj4l
Sure... he may have touched a few children here or there... But, come on! It's Michael Jackson! MICHAEL JACKSON!
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PlugRush Sascha 09-23-2005 07:34 PM
Drop guts! Drop guts on 'em!

sonofsam 09-23-2005 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
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and besides, i love rubbing mustard on my earlobes
you raise a good point shoehorn

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
I cooked pancakes for myself this morning.
You son of a bitch.

How are you?

sonofsam 09-23-2005 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Your bitch is a son
now.. how in the hell does that work out?

i'm good, yourself? :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
I got my shoelace caught in the weedwacker and had to buy new ones.
One time I wore a necktie.

sonofsam 09-23-2005 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I used to be friends with the kernel, so whenever i eat KFC i cry during my meals.. its a wierd sensation
aquafina doesn't know that dasani has been sleeping with nestle water

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
I collect mermaid figurines.
Send me a pair of Julia Blues used panties please. For research purposes only.

FuqALot 09-23-2005 07:51 PM
eh what the fuck are you saying

garce 09-23-2005 07:53 PM
I'm missing the Ed Gein connection...

sonofsam 09-23-2005 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
eh what the fuck are you saying
We are having an in depth debate on why the deoxyribose sugar of the DNA backbone has 5 carbons and 3 oxygens.

FuqALot 09-23-2005 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
We are having an in depth debate on why the deoxyribose sugar of the DNA backbone has 5 carbons and 3 oxygens.
negro, that's all you had to say

FuqALot 09-23-2005 07:56 PM
so says jules

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
negro, that's all you had to say
:1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
We were talking about whether or not the pied piper was really a baker or not.
I heard the jerricurl is going to be coming out for pets.

PlugRush Sascha 09-23-2005 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
negro, that's all you had to say
You sendin' the Wolf?

sonofsam 09-23-2005 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
i'm going to drive to tim hortons drive through, and start crying into the intercom

FuqALot 09-23-2005 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I heard the jerricurl is going to be coming out for pets.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a girl out, and givin' agirl a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a girl out, and givin' agirl a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
I see you're wearing tube socks. Is that to prevent blisters on your feet or is it a fashion statement?

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
Who wants turkey?
One time I sold a watermelon to a family from Portugal for their cousins barmitzvah.

FuqALot 09-23-2005 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I see you're wearing tube socks. Is that to prevent blisters on your feet or is it a fashion statement?
that's right. ya better axe someone

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sonofsam 09-23-2005 08:08 PM
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One time I sold a barmitzvah to a family of watermelons
the creator of counter-strike is a vancouver local, so basically that means my left speaker has a higher chance of blowing before the right one

FuqALot 09-23-2005 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ktj4l
You sendin' the Wolf?
That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
Don't even pretend to speak Spanish
In France I don't know what they do because I've never been there.

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
I thought bricks were carried in by truck.
I've had a lot of fun at the local roller derby.

FuqALot 09-23-2005 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
This thread is too much at 5am
agreed. peaze

Nicky 09-23-2005 08:16 PM
Too much pop and too little rock

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
I purchased a shiny new can of creamed corn while at the store this evening today.
There's a lady who sure, all that glitters is gold. And shes buying a stairway to Heaven.

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky
I like applesauce.
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PlugRush Sascha 09-23-2005 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by FuqALot
That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry... which should be comin' directly."

Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ktj4l
I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry... which should be comin' directly."
:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-23-2005 08:35 PM
Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

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Shoehorn! 09-23-2005 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Can I play the maracas in your new rock band?

Doc Martin
I was a teenage maltshop.

PlugRush Sascha 09-23-2005 08:38 PM
Wow... now I have to watch Pulp Fiction tomorrow...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-23-2005 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I was a teenage maltshop.
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT.

Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n igger in my garage.

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Wiggles 09-23-2005 09:41 PM
fuck i'm the same way, took me forever to figure out what 'props' was.

KRL 09-23-2005 10:42 PM
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Word!


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