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Old 09-20-2005, 06:35 AM   #1
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joke of the day
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so
he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party
that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:09 AM   #2
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:19 AM   #3
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welcome to last week.
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:54 AM   #4
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lolllll sure made me look like a retard im alone in a room with a computer laughing my ass off
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:55 AM   #5
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Bahahahaha!
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Old 09-20-2005, 08:13 AM   #6
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Old 09-20-2005, 08:21 AM   #7
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:25 AM   #8
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The best one
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:41 AM   #9
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that makes me laugh... hahahahahaha

good one!
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:47 AM   #10
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ahaha....hahahahahahahahaha
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:29 AM   #11
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Sorry but I already had my laugh for this last week.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:49 AM   #12
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Heard it before, but still funny.
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Old 09-21-2005, 04:37 AM   #13
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Funny but it has been posted already.
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