joke of the day
 

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so
he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party
that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher

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welcome to last week.

lolllll sure made me look like a retard im alone in a room with a computer laughing my ass off

Bahahahaha!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good one.

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The best one :thumbsup

that makes me laugh... hahahahahaha

good one!

ahaha....hahahahahahahahaha

Sorry but I already had my laugh for this last week.

Heard it before, but still funny.

Funny but it has been posted already.