Getting listed on Shemp. How does one do it. - GoFuckYourself.com

wedouglas · 09-18-2005, 09:05 PM

Is it one of those tgps that has public submits but only lists paid spots?

Just curious because I've never gotten on it and see nothing about buying spots.

baddog · 09-18-2005, 09:07 PM

you can buy spots on shemp.com thru www.pimpspromo.com

Fill out the buyers request form and I will get you a rate sheet

wedouglas · 09-18-2005, 09:09 PM

Thanks, but I am not looking to pay. I was just curious. Maybe in the near future.

09-18-2005, 09:10 PM

One must contact Shemp to apply for a partner account. I'm not sure if he has any spots available though.

the Shemp · 09-18-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas

Is it one of those tgps that has public submits but only lists paid spots?

Just curious because I've never gotten on it and see nothing about buying spots.

most of the listings are from our preferred submitters and they are FREE, i dont charge to review peoples galleries....

every now and again someone leaves the biz or gets blacklisted and then i have an opening available. drop me an email for more details...

wedouglas · 09-18-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

most of the listings are from our preferred submitters and they are FREE, i dont charge to review peoples galleries....

every now and again someone leaves the biz or gets blacklisted and then i have an opening available. drop me an email for more details...

Gotcha. I'll shoot you one in the morning. Got a busy day ahead of me and need to get some rest.

Good night. (no need to respond, I will be sleeping

)

Thomas1007 · 09-18-2005, 09:55 PM

to throw in my

Once you get a "partner" account with Shemp
follow his rules and you will be very pleased with his traffic
Shemp is one of the True Class Acts in the biz and His traffic converts

Shoehorn! · 09-18-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas1007

to throw in my

Once you get a "partner" account with Shemp
follow his rules and you will be very pleased with his traffic
Shemp is one of the True Class Acts in the biz and His traffic converts

I agree.

basschick · 09-18-2005, 10:03 PM

shemp's traffic quality is very good - and shemp himself is a true gentleman

Spunky · 09-18-2005, 10:05 PM

I met Mr Shemp once..

WarChild · 09-18-2005, 10:06 PM

What you have to do is buy some magic beans from Mount Kilimanjaro. Make sure to get the ones that have been blessed by monks. After you make your gallery, but before you submit it to Shemp, you must toss the exact number of magic beans over your shoulder. The number you need is the number of K Bytes your gallery HTML is. You can figure this out by right-clicking and then selecting "properties" in Windows Explorer.

I really hope this will be a help.

Good luck, and remember, it's all about the beans.

Sosa · 09-18-2005, 10:48 PM

Yep Shemp's site rocks and he is very easy to get ahold of if needed.

MrIzzz · 09-18-2005, 10:50 PM

shemp is a sexy mofo

the Shemp · 09-18-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

I met Mr Shemp once..

that was the nite i met Elli and KCat, it was good to meet you too Spunky...

kmanrox · 09-19-2005, 12:12 AM

ive heard if you play with shemp's ballsac and toss his salad he hooks u up... let us know if this works, thx.

the Shemp · 09-19-2005, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

ive heard if you play with shemp's ballsac and toss his salad he hooks u up... let us know if this works, thx.

sexual favors do not guarantee a submit account....

Oracle Porn · 09-19-2005, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

most of the listings are from our preferred submitters and they are FREE, i dont charge to review peoples galleries....

every now and again someone leaves the biz or gets blacklisted and then i have an opening available. drop me an email for more details...

for some reason my account was disabled after i came back from vacation...sent you 2 emails (probebly was 10 months ago)
I doubt I got blacklisted because all galleries I ever submitted are still all active, and I didn't get out of the biz.

the Shemp · 09-19-2005, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

for some reason my account was disabled after i came back from vacation...sent you 2 emails (probebly was 10 months ago)
I doubt I got blacklisted because all galleries I ever submitted are still all active, and I didn't get out of the biz.

how long were you away? ive got a backlog of people waiting for openings, so if an account goes unused for awhile, it gets the axe...

ffmihai · 09-19-2005, 01:59 AM

im on the waiting list also... long time ago.. must be a long list

the Shemp · 09-19-2005, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ffmihai

im on the waiting list also... long time ago.. must be a long list

yes, it is..there arent a lot of FREE accounts left out there...
although if you havent heard anything in 60 days, you should email me and double check....

fris · 09-19-2005, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

you can buy spots on shemp.com thru www.pimpspromo.com

Fill out the buyers request form and I will get you a rate sheet

why would we do that, when we could go right to shemp

Nicky · 09-19-2005, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas1007

to throw in my

Once you get a "partner" account with Shemp
follow his rules and you will be very pleased with his traffic
Shemp is one of the True Class Acts in the biz and His traffic converts

couldnt agree more

Oracle Porn · 09-19-2005, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

how long were you away? ive got a backlog of people waiting for openings, so if an account goes unused for awhile, it gets the axe...

not more then 1 month. 3 weeks probebly.

Peaches · 09-19-2005, 09:38 AM

Wait a minute - I had to sleep with Shemp when I had a partner account - now all you have to do is send an email??!! ;)

BVF · 09-19-2005, 09:40 AM

i get good traffic from shemp and i'm way back in the ebony section.

the Shemp · 09-19-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Wait a minute - I had to sleep with Shemp when I had a partner account - now all you have to do is send an email??!! ;)

that must have been back in the 90's (1990's not 1890's) ...

09-18-2005, 09:05 PM	#1
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09-18-2005, 09:55 PM	#7
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09-18-2005, 10:03 PM	#9
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09-18-2005, 10:05 PM	#10
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09-18-2005, 10:06 PM	#11
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	What you have to do is buy some magic beans from Mount Kilimanjaro. Make sure to get the ones that have been blessed by monks. After you make your gallery, but before you submit it to Shemp, you must toss the exact number of magic beans over your shoulder. The number you need is the number of K Bytes your gallery HTML is. You can figure this out by right-clicking and then selecting "properties" in Windows Explorer. I really hope this will be a help. Good luck, and remember, it's all about the beans. __________________ .

09-18-2005, 09:07 PM	#2
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	you can buy spots on shemp.com thru www.pimpspromo.com Fill out the buyers request form and I will get you a rate sheet

09-18-2005, 09:09 PM	#3
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	Thanks, but I am not looking to pay. I was just curious. Maybe in the near future.

09-18-2005, 09:10 PM	#4
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	One must contact Shemp to apply for a partner account. I'm not sure if he has any spots available though.

09-18-2005, 10:48 PM	#12
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Yep Shemp's site rocks and he is very easy to get ahold of if needed.

09-18-2005, 10:50 PM	#13
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	shemp is a sexy mofo __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

09-19-2005, 12:12 AM	#15
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09-19-2005, 01:59 AM	#19
ffmihai keep walking... Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,177	im on the waiting list also... long time ago.. must be a long list __________________

09-19-2005, 09:38 AM	#24
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Wait a minute - I had to sleep with Shemp when I had a partner account - now all you have to do is send an email??!! ;)

09-19-2005, 09:40 AM	#25
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