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wedouglas 09-18-2005 09:05 PM

Getting listed on Shemp. How does one do it.
 
Is it one of those tgps that has public submits but only lists paid spots?

Just curious because I've never gotten on it and see nothing about buying spots.

baddog 09-18-2005 09:07 PM

you can buy spots on shemp.com thru www.pimpspromo.com

Fill out the buyers request form and I will get you a rate sheet

wedouglas 09-18-2005 09:09 PM

Thanks, but I am not looking to pay. I was just curious. Maybe in the near future.

shermo 09-18-2005 09:10 PM

One must contact Shemp to apply for a partner account. I'm not sure if he has any spots available though.

the Shemp 09-18-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas
Is it one of those tgps that has public submits but only lists paid spots?

Just curious because I've never gotten on it and see nothing about buying spots.

most of the listings are from our preferred submitters and they are FREE, i dont charge to review peoples galleries....

every now and again someone leaves the biz or gets blacklisted and then i have an opening available. drop me an email for more details...

wedouglas 09-18-2005 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp
most of the listings are from our preferred submitters and they are FREE, i dont charge to review peoples galleries....

every now and again someone leaves the biz or gets blacklisted and then i have an opening available. drop me an email for more details...

Gotcha. I'll shoot you one in the morning. Got a busy day ahead of me and need to get some rest.

Good night. (no need to respond, I will be sleeping :winkwink: )

Thomas1007 09-18-2005 09:55 PM

to throw in my :2 cents:
Once you get a "partner" account with Shemp
follow his rules and you will be very pleased with his traffic
Shemp is one of the True Class Acts in the biz and His traffic converts
:thumbsup

Shoehorn! 09-18-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas1007
to throw in my :2 cents:
Once you get a "partner" account with Shemp
follow his rules and you will be very pleased with his traffic
Shemp is one of the True Class Acts in the biz and His traffic converts
:thumbsup

I agree. :thumbsup

basschick 09-18-2005 10:03 PM

shemp's traffic quality is very good - and shemp himself is a true gentleman :)

Spunky 09-18-2005 10:05 PM

I met Mr Shemp once..:glugglug

WarChild 09-18-2005 10:06 PM

What you have to do is buy some magic beans from Mount Kilimanjaro. Make sure to get the ones that have been blessed by monks. After you make your gallery, but before you submit it to Shemp, you must toss the exact number of magic beans over your shoulder. The number you need is the number of K Bytes your gallery HTML is. You can figure this out by right-clicking and then selecting "properties" in Windows Explorer.

I really hope this will be a help.

Good luck, and remember, it's all about the beans.

Sosa 09-18-2005 10:48 PM

Yep Shemp's site rocks and he is very easy to get ahold of if needed.

MrIzzz 09-18-2005 10:50 PM

shemp is a sexy mofo

the Shemp 09-18-2005 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I met Mr Shemp once..:glugglug

that was the nite i met Elli and KCat, it was good to meet you too Spunky...

kmanrox 09-19-2005 12:12 AM

ive heard if you play with shemp's ballsac and toss his salad he hooks u up... let us know if this works, thx.

the Shemp 09-19-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
ive heard if you play with shemp's ballsac and toss his salad he hooks u up... let us know if this works, thx.

sexual favors do not guarantee a submit account....

Oracle Porn 09-19-2005 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp
most of the listings are from our preferred submitters and they are FREE, i dont charge to review peoples galleries....

every now and again someone leaves the biz or gets blacklisted and then i have an opening available. drop me an email for more details...

for some reason my account was disabled after i came back from vacation...sent you 2 emails (probebly was 10 months ago)
I doubt I got blacklisted because all galleries I ever submitted are still all active, and I didn't get out of the biz.

the Shemp 09-19-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
for some reason my account was disabled after i came back from vacation...sent you 2 emails (probebly was 10 months ago)
I doubt I got blacklisted because all galleries I ever submitted are still all active, and I didn't get out of the biz.

how long were you away? ive got a backlog of people waiting for openings, so if an account goes unused for awhile, it gets the axe...

ffmihai 09-19-2005 01:59 AM

im on the waiting list also... long time ago.. must be a long list :thumbsup

the Shemp 09-19-2005 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffmihai
im on the waiting list also... long time ago.. must be a long list :thumbsup

yes, it is..there arent a lot of FREE accounts left out there...
although if you havent heard anything in 60 days, you should email me and double check....

fris 09-19-2005 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
you can buy spots on shemp.com thru www.pimpspromo.com

Fill out the buyers request form and I will get you a rate sheet

why would we do that, when we could go right to shemp :)

Nicky 09-19-2005 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas1007
to throw in my :2 cents:
Once you get a "partner" account with Shemp
follow his rules and you will be very pleased with his traffic
Shemp is one of the True Class Acts in the biz and His traffic converts
:thumbsup

couldnt agree more :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 09-19-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp
how long were you away? ive got a backlog of people waiting for openings, so if an account goes unused for awhile, it gets the axe...

not more then 1 month. 3 weeks probebly.

Peaches 09-19-2005 09:38 AM

Wait a minute - I had to sleep with Shemp when I had a partner account - now all you have to do is send an email??!! ;)

BVF 09-19-2005 09:40 AM

i get good traffic from shemp and i'm way back in the ebony section.

the Shemp 09-19-2005 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
Wait a minute - I had to sleep with Shemp when I had a partner account - now all you have to do is send an email??!! ;)

that must have been back in the 90's (1990's not 1890's) ...


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