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bruce · 02-22-2002, 10:32 PM

i was reading the thread on shemp's problem, which, by the way, is very fucked up. anyway, there was a few mentions of Bith Slapping techniques and that got me to wondering what the best delivery actually is. and, what is the worst way to receive it?

any thoughts, or am i to stoned for my own good?

MikeEP · 02-22-2002, 11:02 PM

stone and bitchslapping...hmmm, you need to talk with labret

AaronM · 02-22-2002, 11:05 PM

LMAO... I love the status under Bruce's name right now. Too fucking funny.

PersonasNonGrata · 02-22-2002, 11:05 PM

backhand starting from about 6 inches above the opposite shoulder and full force straight across the face

bruce · 02-22-2002, 11:27 PM

i didn't even notice that tag under my name. that is fucking classic. to bad it's 4:20 and i can't remember how to do a screen capture.

kmanrox · 02-22-2002, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeEP
stone and bitchslapping...hmmm, you need to talk with labret

i am jumping the gun on the stoning thing and proceeding to smoke many bowls in succession....

can u guys handle the bitchslapping pls?

tank u

bruce · 02-22-2002, 11:39 PM

im not as think as you stoned i am

tree · 02-22-2002, 11:40 PM

the key to a bitchslap is to follow through

bruce · 02-22-2002, 11:44 PM

you mean similar to a golf swing on the folllow through

CDSmith · 02-22-2002, 11:56 PM

A pure unadulterated bitch-slap starts from wherever your hand is at that moment, and ends about 2 feet past the person's head that is gettin the bitch-slap. It's best if it's a full swing, put your shoulder into it, keep your palm wide-open to deliver maximum smack distribution, and follow through for the total impact effect. This technique will leave a lasting impression on the slappee, and they will certainly appreciate the extra effort and thank you later. (when they can talk again).

It's all about lasting impact. Remember, when it's time to bitchslap someone, use CD's patented full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup, you'll be glad you did.
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bruce · 02-23-2002, 12:04 AM

CDSmith is your "full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup" available on instructional cd? if so, what's the url so i can hook that the fuck up.

xroach · 02-23-2002, 12:38 AM

for the perfect example of a bitch slap, observe you television on sunday when the north shows south what's what.

bruce · 02-23-2002, 12:54 AM

bitch slap? you mean what the doctor did to your mama when you were born?

xroach · 02-23-2002, 01:00 AM

nah, more like what your right hand is doing after you "accidently" click that bearporn banner

bruce · 02-23-2002, 01:09 AM

come on , jr, you can do better than that

bruce · 02-23-2002, 02:07 AM

what? no response? that's what i thought. sit the fuck down.

darksoft · 02-23-2002, 02:10 AM

I've always heard the key to a really good bitch slap was the liberal application of any condiment...

bhutocracy · 02-23-2002, 02:29 AM

i think i remember a bitchslap on "third rock from the sun" that was as funny as fuck.. the arm didn't move at all except to twist - it was all in the wrist... poetry in motion..

bruce · 02-23-2002, 02:33 AM

if it's all in the wrist, are condiments still involved?

boneprone · 02-23-2002, 02:34 AM

bruce, check your icq.

boneprone · 02-23-2002, 02:34 AM

talk to you sunday

darksoft · 02-23-2002, 02:36 AM

Technically, when using the wrist-only bitch slap, condiments are NOT required, but they are, however, HIGHLY recommended to get the desired *splotch* sound

bruce · 02-23-2002, 02:47 AM

would jelly work as well?

bruce · 02-23-2002, 02:48 AM

boneprone, sunday

boneprone · 02-23-2002, 02:49 AM

put the bong down and go get some flap jacks On Boneprone!

bruce · 02-23-2002, 02:52 AM

"put the bong down"? shame on you, go wash your mouth out with soap

darksoft · 02-23-2002, 02:58 AM

Well, jelly makes more of a *splortch* sound, but yes, it can be used in a pinch... preferrably grape jelly... it holds it's consistancy better than any other jelly

bruce · 02-23-2002, 03:10 AM

jelly or jam. actually, what the fuck is the difference? they both work on toast.

darksoft · 02-23-2002, 03:12 AM

Jam is for rich people...

Moose · 02-23-2002, 04:01 AM

The best is Wyatt Erp style...

Bitch slap that fool.

Watch Tombstone...the good version

02-22-2002, 10:32 PM	#1
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	bitch slap i was reading the thread on shemp's problem, which, by the way, is very fucked up. anyway, there was a few mentions of Bith Slapping techniques and that got me to wondering what the best delivery actually is. and, what is the worst way to receive it? any thoughts, or am i to stoned for my own good? __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-22-2002, 11:05 PM	#4
PersonasNonGrata Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CA Posts: 47	backhand starting from about 6 inches above the opposite shoulder and full force straight across the face __________________ My two cents are only worth half that

02-22-2002, 11:27 PM	#5
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	i didn't even notice that tag under my name. that is fucking classic. to bad it's 4:20 and i can't remember how to do a screen capture. __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-22-2002, 11:39 PM	#7
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	im not as think as you stoned i am __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-22-2002, 11:44 PM	#9
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	you mean similar to a golf swing on the folllow through __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-22-2002, 11:02 PM	#2
MikeEP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 464	stone and bitchslapping...hmmm, you need to talk with labret

02-22-2002, 11:05 PM	#3
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	LMAO... I love the status under Bruce's name right now. Too fucking funny.

02-22-2002, 11:40 PM	#8
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	the key to a bitchslap is to follow through

02-22-2002, 11:56 PM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	A pure unadulterated bitch-slap starts from wherever your hand is at that moment, and ends about 2 feet past the person's head that is gettin the bitch-slap. It's best if it's a full swing, put your shoulder into it, keep your palm wide-open to deliver maximum smack distribution, and follow through for the total impact effect. This technique will leave a lasting impression on the slappee, and they will certainly appreciate the extra effort and thank you later. (when they can talk again). It's all about lasting impact. Remember, when it's time to bitchslap someone, use CD's patented full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup, you'll be glad you did. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>

02-23-2002, 12:04 AM	#11
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	CDSmith is your "full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup" available on instructional cd? if so, what's the url so i can hook that the fuck up. __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 12:38 AM	#12
xroach Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: vancouver, bc Posts: 963	for the perfect example of a bitch slap, observe you television on sunday when the north shows south what's what.

02-23-2002, 12:54 AM	#13
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	bitch slap? you mean what the doctor did to your mama when you were born? __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 01:00 AM	#14
xroach Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: vancouver, bc Posts: 963	nah, more like what your right hand is doing after you "accidently" click that bearporn banner

02-23-2002, 01:09 AM	#15
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	come on , jr, you can do better than that __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 02:07 AM	#16
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	what? no response? that's what i thought. sit the fuck down. __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 02:10 AM	#17
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	I've always heard the key to a really good bitch slap was the liberal application of any condiment...

02-23-2002, 02:29 AM	#18
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	i think i remember a bitchslap on "third rock from the sun" that was as funny as fuck.. the arm didn't move at all except to twist - it was all in the wrist... poetry in motion..

02-23-2002, 02:33 AM	#19
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	if it's all in the wrist, are condiments still involved? __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 02:34 AM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	bruce, check your icq. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-23-2002, 02:34 AM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	talk to you sunday __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-23-2002, 02:36 AM	#22
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Technically, when using the wrist-only bitch slap, condiments are NOT required, but they are, however, HIGHLY recommended to get the desired splotch sound

02-23-2002, 02:47 AM	#23
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	would jelly work as well? __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 02:48 AM	#24
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	boneprone, sunday __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 02:49 AM	#25
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	put the bong down and go get some flap jacks On Boneprone! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-23-2002, 02:52 AM	#26
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	"put the bong down"? shame on you, go wash your mouth out with soap __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 02:58 AM	#27
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Well, jelly makes more of a splortch sound, but yes, it can be used in a pinch... preferrably grape jelly... it holds it's consistancy better than any other jelly

02-23-2002, 03:10 AM	#28
bruce Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: 420 Posts: 147	jelly or jam. actually, what the fuck is the difference? they both work on toast. __________________ Bruce Matrix Content

02-23-2002, 03:12 AM	#29
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Jam is for rich people...

02-23-2002, 04:01 AM	#30
Moose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Here Posts: 1,548	The best is Wyatt Erp style... Bitch slap that fool. Watch Tombstone...the good version