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Old 02-22-2002, 11:56 PM  
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A pure unadulterated bitch-slap starts from wherever your hand is at that moment, and ends about 2 feet past the person's head that is gettin the bitch-slap. It's best if it's a full swing, put your shoulder into it, keep your palm wide-open to deliver maximum smack distribution, and follow through for the total impact effect. This technique will leave a lasting impression on the slappee, and they will certainly appreciate the extra effort and thank you later. (when they can talk again).

It's all about lasting impact. Remember, when it's time to bitchslap someone, use CD's patented full-swing open-hand style bitch-whollup, you'll be glad you did.
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